April 5, 2013

Snowpocalypse 2013 - A 200k Tale

   I struggled coming to the keyboard for this latest ride report, for the March 2013 brevet - the first in the KC Ultra-Cycling Spring series.  Regular readers of this blog will be familiar with my long-suffering perspective towards weather conditions and how they affect my ride when I find myself out in the elements.  It's taken the better part of a decade to reach a point where things like wind direction, temperature, and precipitation chance no longer hold the importance they once did.  It has been a roller coaster, year over year, on what I've been willing to endure.  Statements like "I've already done that ride this year" when it comes to 10 hours of rain and wind can often be heard as I prepare for the coming weekend, watching the forecast notes with the eye of a frustrated editor - looking for any error, mis-step, or subtext of doubt in the forecaster's tone.  This latest ride would be a true test of all these things; yet, as I sit here and write this I hold only positive memories about what SHOULD have turned into a 12,000-word epic story of suffering and trial-by-nature.  My, how things have changed.

In the month leading up to KCUC's first 200km it appeared that the "Bob Burns curse" would rear up it's mighty head once again, as it had in 2009: with a steady string of 200k's under my belt from 2008, resulting in my first R-12, I found myself motivated to continue that streak, especially  after a particularly trying 200k that February.  Unfortunately, March in Kansas City is something of a dice-roll when it comes to weather.  One year in particular, the March ride started with 27ºF on the thermometer, and cloudy misery.... but two weeks later, at the 300k, it was a near-record 90ºF.  The first couple KCUC rides often become exercises in rapid acclimation and clothing sorting.  This February the area had already seen near-record snowfall.  Almost two feet of snow in as many weeks made me thankful I'd already checked off February early that month.... but, the March ride was near the end of the month...  would it be a repeat of 2009, where 8"+ of snow cancelled the 200k, and put my supposed 2nd-R-12 in the dust bin?  March 23rd loomed... but, more than that it was the realization that only eight days remained in the month, and in the balance lay the fate of my current streak.  The forecast began to look sour, unpredictable, nasty - as the 72-hour window of probability closed on forecast confidence, even the forecasters were puzzled. Quite literally, the sun went down on Friday night, March 22nd, with too many question-marks, too much doubt.  I didn't sleep well.

Lying awake at 4:00am, steadily hitting the refresh button on the browser in hopes of the latest forecast notes, I didn't need my alarm to wake me for ride-morning.  In the pale glow of the computer monitor, I ate breakfast as if I were going riding, drank my coffee, and took comfort in what I'd read: the coming snow storm which had prompted the Winter Storm Watch for the entire riding area had been upgraded to a Winter Storm Warning, but, storm timing confidence had improved in our favor, but only just: it looked like the panic was for nothing!  Despite the storm still on-track to impact the area, the precipitation would start as rain and continue until sundown before changing to snow... long after we'd all be off the roads, and at home enjoying a well-deserved hot-shower.  Worries began to fade...but, I'd wait until I'd see the parking lot.  "If nobody shows, I'll wait to continue my streak next week."  I slugged down the last of my coffee, and got dressed.  So much for a nice, sunny and mild brevet... after February's wash-out and headwind battle with Terry, I needed a break from "weather"... but, at least I'd be used to the conditions.  Looking back, it occurred to me that I hadn't ridden with exposed fingers or knees since September.  Even the August 2012 ride started in almost record cold.  Weird year... I'd completely forgotten what sunscreen smelled like, and how my bar-tape felt.  Looked like I'd be waiting until April for that.

I'd get no free pass at the ride start.  I figured for a low turn-out, but I'd been wrong:  a throng of randonneurs occupied a complete row of parking spaces at the start line, so I queued up and visited Bob at the "registration desk" (Bob's van).  At least there would be more company!  I don't grow tired of repeating this:  I'm personally proud of what I've accomplished on the bike, considering many of my R-12 rides have been completed solo, with the exception of the last 12 or so... and it's these last 12 that stand out:  riding with company is very fulfilling, makes the miles pass easier, and - somehow - makes it easier to complete the journey.  The only problem with too large a group is missing the opportunity to chat with everyone in attendance as the miles inevitably put distance between groups - but, I'll still take it over solo-riding, any day.  With all the familiar faces in attendance, and several new ones (always great to see!), I'd be spoiled for choice on ride partners... on the assumption I could keep up with ANYone:  I still hadn't ridden but twice since the last permanent, so in addition to the weather concerns I remained mildly concerned about my own fitness.  Unpacked, suited-up, and ready to roll... I made one last restroom stop, and then lined up with the others for Bob's announcements and start.

Spencer, Karen and Greg on the tandem, Gary D., Glen R., Steven W., Rod G., Jack and many others whose names escape me - or whom I hadn't yet met - gathered for the send-off, and soon we poured out onto the route with just a faint glimmer of grey-purple in the morning sky. At least for the first section, the wind would help us along and keep the chills at bay in the moist air, holding just above freezing.  The climb over Renner Pass (above I-435) took care of the rest of the warming-up.  Glen and I paired up (no Terry this time - the smarter of our usual trio checked off March when it'd been slightly warmer and drier earlier in the month), and made our way down 87/83rd street toward the eastern edge of Desoto, KS., zig-zagging back and forth between clumps of riders, with "mornings" and "how-ya-beens" echoing up and down the packs.  I love the group ride feeling!

With roads mostly dry, we descended safely into the Cedar Creek valley and enjoyed the scenery and quiet country road feel, navigating along old K-10 and over the old Cedar Creek truss bridge toward the next couple of decent hills.  Gary D. and I paired up for a bit and grunted out the early climbs, steel-vs-steel, and then Rodney G. and I chatted for a few miles on ultra-racing in Texas.  The pack ebbed and flowed, and old K-10 soothed us toward Eudora, and the first control.  

This is the part where the pack begins to really spread out.  Differing control routines, timing for grabbing that strangely suddenly-needed restroom break, comfort-levels surrounding eating on the fly vs. eating in the c-store; amid a flurry of ballpoint clerk signatures and the rustling of plastic baggies the well-oiled machine of Spencer and the tandem pack is back on the road in a flash, as I gulp-down the last of my orange juice and watch them disappear over the K-10 overpass heading south.  I have been careful, cautious, patient... I know my fitness level isn't there yet, and I'm not going to try and prove anything.  The entire opening 40 miles would be an exercise in restraint... I know I *could* catch them... but I most definitely SHOULDN'T.  Not today.  

Glen and I paired up and hit the road with at least one other rider in tow, and started chipping away at the Douglas county road system leading toward Baldwin City - only 16 miles away.  I welcomed the tailwind, but I could already feel that *really* old 30-35 mile warm-up mini-wall coming into my legs, as I finally switch gears from commute-distance mode, to rando-distance mode.   Hard to explain for the non-distance rider, but these physiological milestones sometimes cause more problems than others.  Once past this one, it would be smooth sailing to the halfway mark - I hoped.  I still had the 75-85 mile wall to look forward to, and the unknown impacts of a very, very lazy winter cycling season.  The pack fully thinned out now, thanks to the first control, it would turn into a semi-solo effort as traffic often dictated a single-file approach to riding until we'd turn west toward Vinland.  The weather was cooperating - not even a hint of the coming storm lay visible to the west, and a gracious tailwind for this normally-challenging section of exposed country road.  I made my own predictions, aloud, about another 12-hour day.... not frustratingly so, as I'd often done in the past, but more of a personal acceptance that no matter how long it would take, it would be a finish.  Stay positive...  I reminded myself of how lucky we'd ended up, collectively... the remnants of "Snowpocalyse" 1 and 2 remained visible in low ditches and culverts which had remained shielded from the sun for weeks, but the roads were dry and clear, save for random patches of sand and salt.

Baldwin Pass... whatever name one wants to give it ...another worthy climb leading up and into Baldwin City, KS, and another control.  Despite having very little saddle time over the winter, a steady stream of cross-training has come to yield unexpected benefits.  The high-intensity training that I pretty much never get in the saddle comes on heavy and thick during kickboxing classes, and the cardio benefits have helped my riding stay out of the redline, with more control over breathing and heart-rate.  Granted, I'm still careful to leave enough in the bank for the remaining 100 miles or so after the early hills had come and gone - but I'm quickly feeling a return to the days when I didn't have to worry quite so much about maintaining reserves.  Still, Glen - despite having a similar winter, saddle-time wise - proves strong and consistent and leads the climb with ease.  Baldwin City control - on fresh pavement:  time for a quick in-n-out.

Control routines sometimes get the better of me, but with people pouring in and out of the c-store and the sight of bikes leaving the parking lot and heading out, I'm focused - yet calm.  I know the lead bunch will remain out of reach until I build up the cruising speed I'd enjoyed last summer -- that tentative secondary goal of an R-12 average speed of 16.0 or greater (rolling average) is a distant memory at this stage -- but, I'm wary of standing around too long.  As quickly as possible, Glen and I are back on the road.  This is one department where a handlebar bag solution might come in especially handy - a benefit I hadn't considered, it might afford faster controls by simply allowing one to "dump and go" - adding nutrition and supplies back to their appropriate pockets while rolling along a straight section of road, instead of having to carefully insert things back into pockets and having to fuss with tight seatbag zippers while standing still... and not moving forward along the route.  If I can get my latest handlebar bag mounting brackets repaired, it might be a welcome addition on the coming 300k... but, I'd still really prefer more of a front-rack set-up and a "real" handlebar bag.  I keep flip-flopping on this subject:  I love the clean, minimalist look of an unladen lugged-steel bike, but I can't deny that stuffing everything into a large seatbag sometimes takes more time than it should.  Any semblance of weight-consciousness or aerodynamic efficiency is surely lost by the time I figure out "okay, which pocket can I stuff this extra layer into??"  I'd be willing to bet against myself:  my finishing times wouldn't suffer from having a big, boxy handlebar bag.  They might even improve.  Still, I wait.  I'm a bit of an OCD-ist...(noooo, really??)...so, right now, it's cost standing in my way.  A good front rack - purposely for a fork like mine which lacks the appropriate eyelets or braze-ons, relocation of the headlight, extending and re-stringing the taillight wire, rerouting the bar-end shifter cables (or switching to downtube shifters), picking the right bag, arranging a decalleur:  doing up a front baggage set-up, for me, becomes nearly a full front-end rebuild and would approach $400, all told.  For now, I'm good... and for the longer rides I'll likely just use one of my commuting rear panniers for extra clothing, etc. -- but, when it comes time to refresh the headset and shifter cable housing, I'll probably take the opportunity to go to a "real" rando frontbag setup, and upgrade the headlight in the process.  Aside from this truly accessory concern, I have no complaints - but, perhaps midway through a possible R-12 #4, I'll have a chance to see if it really makes a difference, instead of just wondering.

Onward to Ottawa.  

Glen and I mounted up and rolled out onto the main drag which continues south out of Ottawa across the elevated plains - the road I happened to be embarking upon the last time the clouds opened up with unexpected precipitation.  Today, dry with a nice tailwind helping us along, and slightly warmer temperatures than the previous hour.  Not bad.  Although, things could have been better as we rounded over one of the many rollers along the way, as some model or another of silver Buick crossover SUV, sitting at a cross street, decided not to look to their right to see us coming along the otherwise empty country road.  Out she pulled, Glen hard on the brakes, and me aiming for my portion of the road where the SUV and I would ultimately intersect... had she not seen me at the last second, that is.  Direct eye contact seemed to get my message across, although, as she proceeded to slow down to a near stop behind me, blocking Glen's path again, I'm not certain she got the message.  She then advanced up the road perhaps a 1/2 mile, and turned quickly into a driveway - where a waiting garage swallowed her up, the door dropping to conceal her license plate before we roll within eyeball-range again.  Ah well... we still know where she lives, I suppose... but, no harm, no foul.  Sometimes these things happen... however, I'm still a bit puzzled, as Glen and I had been both wearing the new, bright orange and reflective RUSA vest, ankle bands, and my headlight was still switched in the "on" position.  Strange... although, I probably deal with this scenario more often on commutes than I realize.  Of course, those aren't empty country roads.  Drivers out here often fall victim to the "there's-never-anyone-out-here" effect... all the more reason they should look twice, for the sake of anyone, not just bicyclists - but motorcyclists, pedestrians, and other drivers.

Glen and I shook off the encounter after another mile or so, and got back to work on the long stretch of Shawnee Road, and Montana road which followed.  The rare treat of a double train fly-by at the crossing south of US-59 highway gave us the opportunity to rest for a few moments, as we made our way over the industrial chip-seal on the outskirts of Ottawa, KS.  Soon, we were making our way through downtown Ottawa with one other rider in tow, whom I didn't get a chance to meet officially.  The lead group having stopped at the McDonald's in town, Glen, our mystery guest, and me briefly managed to get ahead of the pack - save for one, lone green hammer off the front... assuming I hadn't lost track of him.    For once, with the favorable wind, the US-59 section didn't feel quite like a suffer-fest - although, it was still largely uphill to Princeton and the halfway point.  With Glen and mystery-guest making good time, I settled into my solo pace and enjoyed the scenery - the fields were finally taking on a greenish cast, the first hint of Spring!  



Double container-train fly-by north of Ottawa, KS., captured by Glen R. -- this is a good "before" shot.
Dry pavement... just another nice day on the bike.


Princeton, KS.: the halfway.  I ended up ordering a cheese pizza, which - by way of mis-communication ended up being a giant-sized to-go pizza, and not the mini-personal size I'd anticipated.  The fast crowd from McDonald's caught up in rapid style, and was in and out before I could blink, and everyone else had quietly slipped away to the open road, so I donated the leftovers to the c-store staff after taking a few slices for myself.  They help us out every time we come through town, so why not?  Control duties taken care of, bottles and stomach filled, Glen and I found ourselves alone, saddling up for the second half of the 200km... the much-dreaded second half, where the payoff of the tailwind would be paid back.

The interesting bit...


As Glen and I saddled up... after finding myself immersed in the usual, relaxed, heel-dragging  control routine ...we rolled out from under the shelter of the c-store complex, and back onto the shoulder of US-59 for the 1/8th mile-or-so segue to John Brown Highway.  As soon as we cleared the northern edge of the building, we were greeted by a stiff northeast gust, requiring a little redirection from the handlebars.  Glen let out a bellowed laugh in reluctant confirmation of what we'd both had in the back of our minds for 60+ miles:  the second half of this ride would indeed be interesting.  


Already prepared for some mental toil, I'd popped the earbud of my mini music player into my right ear at a volume barely perceptible over the now-constant wind noise, and as we turned east for Osawatomie, I bid Glen a farewell and good luck:  I knew his pace would out-step mine in a hurry, and the noise rendered conversation nearly pointless.  It was time for 17 miles of heads-down slog on the John Brown's elevated, exposed, tree-less expanse.  I'd begun to wish I'd had the foresight to mask my bike computer's speed readout with a square of electrical tape - so, instead, I just ignored it.  


"Just remember to take a drink once in a while, and you'll be there in less than a full bottle," I thought to myself, but quickly realized that somehow - mentally - this section has turned into a real favorite.  Only one stop sign breaks pace about 3/5th of the way across the east-west stretch, but John Brown is an otherwise smooth cruise across the plains - at times reminiscent of the expanses of the Flint Hills byway, only with more driveways and cross-streets.  After discovering a mild dehydration headache at Princeton, I turned up the frequency of sips from my bottles, and began to feel refreshed - finally.  Typical of a tailwind-assisted cruise with a group, I'd slipped behind on hydration at some point - easy to do, also, on such a cool day.  Without even a hint of protest from the legs, however, I pushed along in an efficient gear ratio and took the opportunity to gaze at the open fields to the south, and the rows of curious livestock to the north.  Just another day in the saddle...


The task of pushing the pedals paused by the approaching stop sign, and the appearance of Bob Burns over my left shoulder in his van, checking on riders as they worked the route.  A thumbs-up, and a few words while I put a foot down briefly.  I'm in limbo between riders - another solo mission with which I'm intimately familiar:  no longer afraid of what my own, restless mind will sometimes do to unravel a well-laid plan.  It's taken years to hone this edge, and though it can sometimes still be dull and rusty - depending on the week I've had - removing the surface corrosion is usually quick work.  I've lost track of how many miles it has taken to achieve this level of personal comfort and composure; but, I'm proud of myself:  the mere thought of which would have previously been subject to instant dismissal.  I still have so much to learn - but less of it is about myself now.  Granted, I've only been truly tested a handful of times - and much of it has indeed been bicycle-related - but, being able to go through self-inflicted hell and emerge on the other side with a smile has come to better define the fabric from which I'm woven.  Though I could push harder to catch Glen (yeah, right), or relax a bit and wait for the folks following me to catch up (more likely), I am content to continue alone in my own, silent bubble.  I'll eventually, no matter what it takes, get where I'm headed.


The pavement smooths slightly, announcing arrival in Miami County... a few steps closer to the next Casey's.  No-one behind me, no-one in front of me - that I could see, anyways - I make my way over the last couple hills and past the eastern terminus of the Flint Hills Nature Trail, and into Osawatomie, KS.  Zig-zags and a stop-light later, I'm at the c-store, Glen close by, and another threesome of riders packing up and preparing to roll out again. What had been driving the main pack of the tandem and Spencer started to gain more attention from the scattered riders behind them: namely us:  despite having enjoyed dry roads and fairly mild temperatures, the stiff northeast wind was feeding SOMEthing to our west.  Mutterings and rumors had been rustling backward through the thinly-stretched peloton of randonneurs concerning where, when and how much for a couple hours now.  Fleeting radar images on electronic devices followed by eyes training along the western sky - looking for clues... that Winter Storm Warning was still out there, and it felt like we'd been getting away with petty larceny all day.  It was nearly 2:00pm... thoughts of false alarms and needlessly packed rain jackets started to edge closer to reality.  If I had a dime for every time I'd needlessly taken my rain jacket along for a 200km ride...


"They were saying on the radio that it wouldn't really start until around 5:00pm," came the herald.  


A passer-by walking inside the Casey's to pay for her petrol repeating a recent forecast she'd heard gave the departing threesome comfort, and was answered with near dismissal - rightly so:  we'd all be finished riding and packing the cars for home by five!  No worries... we'd have all pulled off the perfect crime.  I tumbled inside for a quick restroom break and bottle refill for the leg to Paola, and the final control.  Maybe this one was in the bag after all?

The more interesting bit...


Timing is everything, sometimes.  No sooner than the lady with the weather report had bid us farewell and Glen and I (er, Glen waits on the Dude to hurry the freak up), began to prepare to roll out did both Glen and I witness what appeared to be a raindrop splotch on the pavement near our feet.  Moments later, I'd have sworn that something wet hit me on the nose, then the glasses...  Hmm... precursory rain?  The splotches became more numerous... then became noticeable in the air, on our faces, on my bike saddle and computer display.  Uhhh.... what did that lady just say??  It seems everyone within earshot got a shock, as the "rain" began to immediately take on a more solid feel, and the unmistakable sound of sleet began to tip-tap on the surface of our reflective vests, and against the window of the Casey's.  

Glen and I began to roll out of the Casey's, again with the nervous chuckle of a cyclist slowly realizing that his luck had run out.  I let out some sort of misguided curse in the direction of Gary Lezak (a local weather forecaster) as we emerged out onto 6th street heading northeast.  The sleet slowly intensified, but, Glen and I had both had far worse.  With zippers pulled higher, caps lower, we pedaled along the railroad track and tree-lined county road, headed for Paola.... wondering how the other three that had left only minutes earlier were thinking.  It was 2:00pm.  The precipitation had arrived not only early, but in frozen - instead of liquid - form.  Something in the forecast must have changed, but there was little to be done about it - and, with road surface temperatures well above freezing, the precipitation was merely a nuisance, and melted on contact.  All in all, it was just another rainy ride - with perhaps a little bit bigger teeth.  Fenders, wool, rain jacket now justified... we just had roughly 50 miles to go.  Heads down, into the strengthening headwind, Glen and I soldiered onward.  

As we emerged from the tree-lined section of 6th street, which begins to slope uphill and curve toward more to the east, the strength of the wind and the ferocity of the falling sleet literally surprised Glen and I both.  As I naturally slowed down during the steady climb, Glen pulled out from behind and began to eat up the pavement ahead of us, gunning for Paola - and shelter.  If we could just get the last control, there would be a little time to wait things out... but, then again, this was the very beginnings of a winter storm - the entire metro area under a warning, with most of the warning's wording focused on travel hazards unfolding as the afternoon would yield to evening.  Clearly the timing had changed ... and it crossed my mind that the arrival of sleet, instead of rain, meant a colder layer of air had moved into position sooner than expected.  The only choice was to move ever closer to the finish, before something else surprised us.

With the northeast headwind gusting above 25MPH and the sleet intensifying enough to reduce visibility, I reached back and switched on my foul-weather strobe (a tiny, but bright, Road ID "Firefly") to supplement my taillight and reflective gear.  The precip was coming straight into our faces along this stretch of road, and even with the cycling cap in place I found it necessary to use one of my fingers to clear my lenses as I rode... thank goodness I'm a glasses-wearer anyways!  Exposed skin began to chill as frozen precip made stinging contact at high speed, and then melted.  Awesome...

Clearing the railroad crossing on Hospital Road, the last couple miles came into view and we arrived at Paola in short order.  The bikes of the previous threesome leaned against the windows under the overhang, and images of cyclists warming up indoors invited me to take a break.  This is a big c-store, but I can never seem to find what I want in Paola, food-wise.  Rain is usually no big thing, and everyone remained in good spirits.  Despite the frozen precip, it seemed that temperatures had been holding - but being damp brought a chill to the air, and the wind certainly didn't help.  My thoughts turned to the riders ahead of us... wondering where they were, what they were seeing... how they felt.  I then thought of the scattering of riders behind us... ugh.  Unfair.  The brave riders that had come out for their first-ever brevet... this wasn't typical.  Finally I settle on a 4-pack Mounds candy bar --- which I never remember, but always seems to work well.  To keep windburn and biting sleet at bay, I smear a finger-full of lip-balm over my cheeks in a thin layer, right below my glasses-line and around my chapped nostrils - the result of hours of sniffle-wipe-repeat.  35 miles, maybe, remained.  Steven W., another local R-12 chaser looking for his first award, and Omar and Del, both on their first brevet (Del, an experience cyclo-tourist, this was nothing new, aside from the time-windows and brevet card routine, and Omar:  his longest ride ever was in-progress, having passed his personal-longest at the 62-mile marker back in Princeton!)  The sleet began to mix with snow, but appeared to be thinning out already -- maybe we'd still get lucky.  Hints of shivers entering my knees, we agreed to stick together as a group for the last segment, and mounted up.  Here we go...

Grimaces turn upward, somewhere on Old KC Road.  Amid our new group of five, conversation takes the edge off the weather happening around us... the miles pass quickly...

We put the illusion of thinning snowfall into the "ok-nevermind" folder as we approached Hillsdale, KS., in heavy snowfall.  The entire landscape began to change... the greenish-brown shoulder growth, now brilliant white, and fenders worked overtime as the instant-melt snowfall on the road started to lean toward slush.  We all began to notice that the wet streets had begun to show the faint outline of tire rows leftover from passing car traffic.  Not a good sign.  We could only guess about the temperature, but I'd begun to feel an unfamiliar tightness and numbness in my fingers - a feeling that wool gloves normally banish to impossibility; yet, in the constant onslaught of falling snow, which would melt on my glove liners and seep through the seams into my woolen fingers, the temperature of the moisture on my hands was overcoming the wool's insulation capability.  Either I wasn't working hard enough to get warm blood out to my fingers, or it was beginning to approach the freezing mark:  another milestone the forecasters had apparently gotten wrong.  It's possible my wool gloves, which I'd purchased in 2004, had perhaps reached their end... although I'm not sure what I'm basing that upon:  I know that washing them in the wrong detergent can strip off the oils and lanolin that give wool it's unique properties, but, since the original purchase I've been using the "correct" detergent for all my cycling gear, wool or otherwise.  Maybe that bought me a few extra years of use - but, they're still old gloves.  As long as it's above freezing, I've had zero complaints... but I was quickly reaching a point where dry gloves would have felt fantastic.  Freezing cold water won't feel great, no matter what - but I certainly hadn't ridden to this point before.  My feet, on the other hand (no pun intended), felt fine, reinforcing my old wool vs. new wool theory.  I know things could have been worse -- but, still, for me -- if it's wet, it's wool!

(new military surplus wool glove order placed...might as well update them every 9 years, eh?  Not bad for $5.00 a pair.)

"This is actually kinda cool", I thought, as we continued north toward Spring Hill, KS on the old alignment of US-169, but, as we turned east again and emerged from the old-growth tree corridor, the snow seemed to increase in intensity, the wind had extra bite, and the shoulder of the road began to confirm that Glen had been here only moments before... uh, the snow is not supposed to stick to the roads until after sundown, right???   oh, man...

A predetermined target of the Casey's on the north end of town is set, and with Glen on a mission to finish NOW, our group fell to four riders.  The c-store's open arms and indoor warmth breathed life back into numb limbs.  Chemical warmers came out, extra gloves were pulled from bags, and store pegs.  I squeezed mine out with rolls of newspaper and napkins, knowing it wouldn't last - but it would help for a little while.  Outside, the grey of the pavement began to take on a distinct white.  20 miles-to-go.  I'd ridden in snow before.... on a Redline Monocog mountain bike equipped with Nokian studded tires set to a low pressure.  I'd even brevet'd in snow and sleet... but only in 10 mile bursts, and never when it stuck to the road.  This was new. This was potentially dangerous.  The snow continued to fall hard and fast, and a trip to the restroom confirmed how much of the wet, heavy, clinging midwestern-style snow I'd been carrying in my helmet, on my cap's brim, on my sleeves and legs and shoes.  


Snow-hat!  Inside the Casey's in Spring Hill, KS., the remains of small icicles
on my facial hair confirms it must have been slightly below freezing at this point.

Our group remained up-beat.  Quitting was never muttered aloud.  No-one complained.  No-one dared invite the domino-effect of negative brainwaves to begin chipping away at bravery, courage, and the will to finish.  So far, even with my better judgement beginning to tap me on the shoulder, it wasn't THAT bad.  Narrow tires still managed to find pavement, and even out-of-the-saddle climbing had been forgiven.  The farther north we'd ride, the farther into the suburban grid we'd get... onto streets still dusted with the remains of road salt and grit from previous snow events.  We'd be fine... once we get off the country roads, smooth sailing.  
Laughing at ourselves, we walked back outside, brushed the 1/2" of snow off our saddles, and mounted up.  

The white shoulder line was invisible now, the curb barely perceptible.  Taking the lane.... assuming I knew where it was... our foursome advanced to 199th Street, taking each curve with increasing caution, as little hints of fleeting grip began to remind me of my limits.  Cutting through the sloppy slush and snow now covering the roadway, spirits remained high -- but the pace, though still slowed by fatigue, the wind, and the conditions, remained consistent.  We were riding on borrowed time - must... get... to Shawnee...

It was time to check off the remaining turns along the way... within 17 miles.... 16..... 175th Street approached, marking our entry into Olathe, KS... another milestone on the march to the finish line.  But, Del's rear tire sliding around wasn't because of the snow... it had lost pressure.  The dreaded flat!  As he flipped his gorgeous Soma steed upside down to free the rear wheel, he waved us ahead - but, it wasn't happening.  Not today.  Heck, I don't like leaving a rider alone on a hot summer's afternoon, much less during an honest-to-goodness snowstorm.  It was break-time... and the cameras came out for a few minutes to capture what I would shake my head in disbelief at the next day.  


175th and Ridgeview Road, if you had told me this is how
things would have looked at 7:00am, I would have gone home.
I'm infinitely glad I hadn't!  Note; the road conditions had improved slightly
just north of 175th, as we began to see the benefits of residual road
treatments from previous weeks, but, the snow was quickly overcoming them.
The trees in the background indicate the visibility and intensity of the snowfall,
which was bucketing down in large, wet clumps - sticking to headlights, water bottles, and
everything else.  A crazy way to end a "spring" ride!


After a undetermined amount of time - because strangely none of us were in a terrible hurry, despite the worsening conditions, Del's flat was fixed, and we were in motion once again.  The snow was heavy and wet enough to clog my SPD cleats momentarily as I remounted, attempted to get traction, and roll forward to clip in.  I love SPDs -- it didn't take much to get clipped back in - just like thick mud would behave, the snow just sorta moves out of the way, and the pedal engages.  Our tires, however, were beginning to struggle for grip in sections - and the only real solution, strangely, was to throw more speed and momentum into the mix.  Though slow by normal bicycling standards, our group remained consistent and focused, and soon Ridgeview opened up to four lanes, the pavement improved, and so did the density of leftover ice-melting salts.  Still, the snowfall rates were downright record-breaking, as I'd read the following day, and despite the treatments, the pavement was simply too cold now, and the snow too fast and heavy.  Aside from tracks left by cars.... and what appeared to be the fleeting ghost of bicycle tracks left by Glen, way ahead of us at this point, the pavement was otherwise stark white.  Passing traffic was more than kind to us --- something I consistently find whenever conditions get really nasty.  They probably thought we were insane, or just really unfortunate, everyone giving us a wide berth, and the same, open-mouthed, wide-eyes, "are-you-freakin-nuts?!" look.
We may have created as many memories for them as we had for ourselves!

At one point, Steven W. and I rode along in the white-out conditions, side-by-side on a quiet road, the sounds around us muted by the snow-filled air, washed over by a certain sense of calm.  I wasn't sure if I'd dare use the cliched term or not, but it seemed - even beyond the variations in personal relevance - that we had achieved "epic."  

I checked my theory with Steven...   "yep.  I think we're there."

Sweet.

The hopes of clearer pavement in the residential grid never really panned out, but we all managed to stay upright and incident-free.  The only negative outcome of traffic's kindness toward us came in giant waves of slush and snow thrown by tires drifting out of their lanes and into the deeper snow at the center of the road... hopefully not intentional ...but thank goodness for the cycling cap, again... and remembering to keep my mouth closed when cars would pass.  As we continued northward toward the 10-mile marker, Bob's van once again showed up over my left shoulder, with the window down -- looking for the usual thumbs-up in these weird circumstances.  He had some riders already piled inside the passenger seats, likely the riders that had been behind us on the route, where conditions had certainly worsened far quicker than expected, to the point of being unsafe.  My hat goes off to these riders - many who had been on their first-ever brevet:  simply showing up at the start line, with a winter storm warning flown and an uncertain forecast, displays a tremendous amount of bravery, the kind that defines randonneuring spirit.  I hope they return, with heads high, because I think I speak for everyone:  nobody thinks poorly of those that DNF.  We've ALL been there, and a quick scan of these pages will prove that for me, as well.   I can only hope they are rewarded with the next ride having superb weather, and clear roads!
Cheers, to all of you that came out - finish, or no finish... 85% of the residents of the metro area didn't even want to go out and DRIVE A CAR in that stuff... and still, we rode as far as we did.

As Omar, Del, Steven and I continued along Kansas City Road, and ultimately made the last turn on Renner, marking six miles to go, it became nearly comical.  I would flip-flop between focused, heads-down pedaling, to moments of laughter and self-disbelief.  The strange thing is, for me, as poor as the conditions had become, they completely distracted me from "problems" I seem to suffer at the tail end of every ride -- and, specifically, "problems" I have in the last 15 miles of THIS route.  My saddle felt terrific.  My legs felt strong.  I was climbing out of the saddle at mile 100, mile 110, 120, and 123.  I wore a smile, to the point my face hurt (or was that the sleet?).  Hydration?  Perfect.  Nutrition?  Perfect.  I can't really explain it... but I do know, as if there were any doubts, that when things are "perfect", weather-wise, I think too much about things I shouldn't be thinking about.  It was a great, great ride... and its taught me a few things about myself, that when things really ARE bleak - and not self-manufactured or amplified - I still manage to come out with a smile, and a completely whacked sense of humor - just for good measure.  It's been a long time since I've enjoyed such personal clarity at the end of a long ride.  I mean to say, quite seriously, I still get quite a lot of satisfaction from each and every permanent or brevet I finish.  I can recall moments from almost all of them -- but, this one will remain special, above the rest.

Needless to say, my tone in these closing sections would likely be different had we not finished - but, a few minutes before 7:00pm, after a challenging final five miles as everyone began to find their limits, and the pure act of pedaling for nearly 12 hours began to sink in, we finished.  As we all, as Bob had cautioned us, white-knuckled the rear brake lever on the normally 40+MPH final descent down Renner Pass, trying to stay loose and stay upright, as the final gusts of wind and snow-in-the-face yielded to the warm comfort of the final c-store lobby, I was nearly overcome with emotion and had to squelch myself to avoid letting out a primal bellow of achievement and scaring the customers.  It was "only" a 200k - but, man, was it something else.  

Seriously, though.  If it's not above 45ºF and bone-dry during the April 300k, I'm going home.  

Congrats to ALL riders that started this truly epic journey!
I think we might have made a little local history - and I won't be surprised to find this story falling out of my mouth in 10 years time, while we pass the miles along some other road somewhere.  I look forward to that.  

Thanks for reading...
...and to Glen, Steven, Omar and Del, thanks for sharing the miles!




March 24, 2013

The streak LIVES

This one will take some time to recollect and organize -- but, it will certainly be a doozey of a post.  I don't know if I can safely speak for the veterans among the KCUC crew, but as far as my 11 years worth of brevets and permanents, yesterday will stick out in memory as having the toughest, nastiest conditions I've ever endured.  The first half of the ride was actually close to perfection:  tailwind, not too cool, light traffic, which produced a solid 16.7 MPH average at the halfway point.  Turning back north and east for home, however, Glen & I simply started laughing... the promised NE headwind which would daunt us for the entire 2nd half of the ride wasn't only real, it was gusty and cold.  Glen had been strong all day, and as the pack of 18 had long since spread out I ended up on a solo mission for some of the tough bits.  Wind I can handle... cold is fine... even cold and wet is okay once in a while.  Wool, fenders, good rain jacket... no worries.  But, right as we left the Osawatomie Casey's, the sleet had begun.  From there, bad became worse.  The rando spirit pushed to the extreme, strangely our smiles only widened as we made our way north into the wind and heavy, wet snowfall.  The roads became slick and treacherous - something that wasn't to have happened until after sundown... so much for forecasts!  Drivetrains caked in snow, helmets clogged - but spirits high - our group finally finished in just under 12 hours.

The "Gavia Pass" analogy-rich mini-epic snowstorm on this same route last March (what IS it with March around here??) was pretty nasty, and still memorable.... but compared to yesterday?  Pah!  That ride last year was easy.  It had only been 15 miles!  The bar has been set far, far higher now, with regards to "what'r the worst conditions you've ever ridden in?"  The I've-Had-Worse file is full!  Fifty miles, and with stops and such, five hours of riding in heavy winter precipitation.  UN-REAL.

But, the streak is secure.... 21-in-a-row now.

If April isn't sunny and warm, however... I quit.  [LOL]

Okay, not really.  ...'cause I've had worse.


Stay tuned!


March 12, 2013

Checking in

It's been a catastrophically busy 6 weeks... however long it's been
since the last 200km ride in February, which seems like an eternity
ago.
I'm anxiously looking forward to the first KCUC ride of the season
here in the Kansas City area, March 23rd... and we're dancing with 60
degree weather again late this week, forecast. Loving it! ... just
wish things were a little less busy, but the things I'm involved in
are important, and worthy of attention.

We've managed to survive snowpocalypse and snowmaggedon, each a week
apart from each other -- seeing more snowfall than I can remember
since at least 1993 here. Thankfully, there was enough dry pavement
reappearing to allow some local riders to keep their streaks going...
I'm rolling the dice by waiting until March 23rd for my next R-12
ride. Waiting until late in the month is how I flushed the original
2-in-a-row run back in 2010... so, fingers crossed.

Stay tuned -- the bike is still very much on my mind. Actually rode
to work last week... the first time since December. Deplorable for
the so-called "commuterDude"... but, that's life. It's all gonna be
worth it.

Stay tuned... part of that is a note-to-self: a little discomfort and
a few missed rides now... for a much, much more fulfilling life,
later.

Chin high.

February 20, 2013

Specialized Espoir Elite road tires, Long-Term Test

In a world chock full of "Ultra", "Turbo", "Pro Race", and "Jet", a name like "Espoir" stands out.  It's a strange name for a tire, yes; but, in Specialized's defense it loosely means "Hope" (l'espoir) in French.  Aside from Italy, France obviously has had much to do with cycling lore and history.  More specifically still, in France, the term Espoir also refers to the 19-22 year old cycling "hopefuls" category, known here as the juniors or U-21 leagues.  Now the name sorta grows on ya...Not bad, certainly original.  But, what's in a name?

I didn't want to post anything too early after first trying these tires back in June of 2012.  After all, the internet is already far too full of shallow reviews from short-term product users.  Electronic devices like phones are an easy mark here, where thousands of converts to the latest iDroyd smart-device post within five minutes of having the package open that they've found "the best phone EVAH.. buy it now!  AWESOME!  I LOVE IT!"  
SO, yeah -- I didn't want to be THAT guy.  

Compounding things, I'm a bit of a hard sell.  I'd been using Panaracer's venerable Pasela TourGuard tire since 2005 with hardly any complains whatsoever.  That story is still true today:  they are cheap, light enough, well made, quite flat proof, long wearing, comfortable, grippy, easy to change, and sorta retro-chic.  All good qualities.  My only real complaint involved their constantly evolving price-tag in response to Japanese exchange rates, oil prices (which no tire is immune to, really), and waiting for my special order to arrive -- requiring two trips to the bike shop, which, ultimately, equates to more cost in the form of time and gas money.  To that end, I sought out a potential replacement:  something locally stocked.  It was initially a fruitless search, as no other tire seemed to meet more than a few of the criteria mentioned earlier, which the Pasela always delivered in spades.  Until last summer.

Specialized and I have a checkered past when it comes to road tires... come to think of it, so have most people.  For the mountain bike and utility bike market, the California-based company has done quite well.  Tires like the Nimbus are legendary for their toughness and reliability for mountain bike users looking for a great mid-range commuter tire for a 26" wheel.  For the dirt crowd, the Captain and Ground Control trail tires are nearly legendary in some circles.  Their road tires, however, with a few bright spots in exception, have had struggles.  In the late 90's their Turbo series tires proved fast and light, but lacked flat-resistance and their tread life was questionably short.  Later, the Armadillo anti-flat casing started a revival of Specialized in the road tire space with the All-Condition models, yet, the casing - while tolerable in the utility range - rendered the ride quality less than optimal for road use... while still allowing the occasional flat.  The Mondo revived the design and scope of the original Turbo tires, but with better tread life and flat resistance - yet, they were still priced like a race tire, and lasted only slightly longer - despite being amazingly fast and nimble.  The Roubaix tires looked to answer those concerns with better tread compounds, and a hybrid casing design, placing the treadcap from a 23c tire onto the casing from a 25c mold.  The result was a very fast and comfortable endurance tire, yet, early versions had layer adhesion issues, which Specialized stood behind with their no-questions warranty and replacement program - yet, reputations are easily damaged.  The Roubaix Pro2 has since solved all its predecessor's issues, however, and has remained successful ever since.  The current version, I've heard, is even better.  

The Espoir seems to come to the table as a true 25c version of the Roubaix platform, but, with a tougher tread compound, mild tread siping on the shoulders, and with a new flat protection belt called "Black Belt", which replaces the long-standing Flak Jacket anti-flat belt.  The result is a long-wearing tread which rides comfortably and grips well, wet or dry... or on gravel or packed dirt.  After starting the initial installation of the Espoir tires onto the front and rear, I have since rotated the rear tire out, logging 1,800 miles before retiring it - which is above average for most tires with this level of feel.  However, it should be noted that I retired that rear tire prematurely, on the eve of a long brevet far from home:  I elected to not take any chances with a tire whose (very handy) built-in wear indicators had finally worn to subtle "shadows".  Certainly, I could have taken the original rear beyond 2,000 miles, but I wanted fresh rubber for the "big ride".  Instead I rotated the original front tire to the rear wheel, and replaced the front with a fresh Espoir.  So far, the wear indicators on the rear are still well visible, and I expect to extract an estimated 3,200 miles from that original tire.  With a price of $35.00 MSRP for the Espoirs, compared to $49.99 MSRP for the Paselas, which would normally yield 4,000 miles, the cost per mile is nearly identical.  The benefit of having the Espoirs right on the bike shop peg, however, increases the value further.

The sizing is typical Specialized:  a little larger than most other "25c" tires, but not as large as the Pasela 28s I have used in the past (which tend to run small for a "28").  For my build and weight, they seem to be perfect, volume-wise, soaking up the bumps nicely and riding comfortably on chip-seal, jointed concrete, tarmac - even rough roads are handled well, surprising for a tire with a recommended pressure of 115 PSI.  The ride, overall, is excellent for a tire in this class,  price range and with this casing construction.  The flat protection belt doesn't seem to detract from the ride quality at all, and the 60 TPI casing is surprisingly supple - but not prone to cuts: a good balance.  Despite a few extended gravel road forays, certainly outside Specialized's intended use, the tires showed no signs of sidewall abrasions.  

The Espoirs "feel" fast, and acceleration is good.  They aren't a super-light tire, but they are light enough to enjoy speedy endeavors.  The folding bead and advanced construction certainly keep the heft at bay, and they come in just a breath lighter than the Paselas @ 270grams advertised.  The tread rolls very well, and they feel stable - good for long days in the saddle.  

Flat-protection is excellent.  The Black Belt casing is, dare I say it, a revelation when combined with this particular tread compound - and the Espoir gets 2 layers of the stuff.  I had been waiting to get a flat tire before writing this review, mainly to see if it would ever happen, and to see how the tires handled punctures in general.  Certainly, "your mileage my vary" applies here - but, the best test came during my last 200km ride, which found me on wet roads for multiple hours - on streets that had been treated for snow and ice in the month prior.  This particular combination creates a "perfect storm" of flat tire potential, with sand, glass shards, tiny sharp rocks, and trash littering the right-hand 3 feet of every road and highway in the area.  Add moisture, and tires become sponges - gathering and hanging onto countless potential sharps that could eventually work their way into the tread, and into the tube.  Rear tire #1 had been retired, as I'd mentioned, after 1,800 miles with no flats and only a few random tread cuts.  The original front tire, now on the back, has still not had a flat, with 2,500 miles logged.  This first flat came on the front tire, oddly enough:  but, it's how I found it that is most remarkable, in my eyes. 

After finishing the 200k, I cleaned up the bike briefly and hung it back up.  Due to countless after-work school functions and appointments, I haven't been able to ride since then, February 7th.  I discovered the flat last night, February 18th.  Eleven days after the ride, I gave the front tire a squeeze and noticed it was soft.  The rear tire was still firm, so something was amiss.  I took the opportunity to get out my "tire pick" (and old eyeglass repair kit flatblade screwdriver) to review each tire and pry out anything I might have picked up on the last ride.  I must have pulled a thimble-full of assorted glass, rock and metal bits from each tire, they'd picked up so much; but, nothing had worked its way through the flat belt on the rear tire:  the most likely candidate for a flat.  The front had collected fewer bits of junk, yet none of them yielded the familiar "hiss" when removed, which would indicate they were the culprit responsible for the pressure loss.  So, I decided to just pump up the tire and see if it'd lose air again.  Remarkably, still no hissing - back at 115 PSI.  I circled the tire again, with more scrutiny, and finally found a 1mm wide grey dot flush with the tread surface.  I began to pick at it with the screwdriver, and as it came out, the hissing started.  GOT IT.  As I continued to work on getting the "thing" out, it just kept coming... and it ended up being a metal tack or brad, about 0.75cm long, and razor sharp at its end.

Squeezing my bike tires briefly as I walk into the garage is a daily thing for me.  It's right there, and I just reach up and give them the squeeze test.  Nothing is flat-proof, this is true - yet, this particular tire's tread compound and the flat belt had held this tack so tightly in place as to almost keep an airtight seal around it...for eleven days, before I noticed any change in pressure.  I've never had a bicycle tire behave this way, and it made me wonder:  did I pick up that tack at the beginning of the ride?  Near the end?  BEFORE the ride, at some other time?  Surely as no two flats are alike, this is probably a very specific, unique case... but, for a tire to have resisted all the other junk I'd yanked out of the tread alone is impressive enough.  Similarly shaped objects extracted from the Paselas on odd occasions certainly didn't behave in this way, instead putting me on the rim in a matter of a dozen or so rotations.  For something as sharp as this was, it was only a matter of time before the Espoir's flat belts gave up - but, what could have been a very unsafe front tire blowout, or at least a very rainy flat change in a muddy ditch, instead ended up going completely unnoticed until long after the ride had ended.  The tire had dropped to 50 PSI...which really, is probably still rideable - if a little mushy.  Impressed, yes I am.

Some would argue that having a tread compound that picks up such debris is asking for a flat eventually -- so why not have the tread not be so "grabby"?  To be fair, I must reiterate the conditions of the roads before the ride - February in this area, if snow/ice treatments have been laid down, makes for nasty conditions for any tire.  By contrast, with the drought, this is the first truly rainy ride I've had on the Espoirs.  Similar conditions after dry rides, the tread has picked up practically nothing.  This represented the first time I'd really had to break out the tire pick since installing them.  Contrast to the Paselas, which have more defined tread and manage to grab potential flat-makers even when it's dry, the Espoirs really don't pick up much at all.  For the conditions, it was a terrific test.  Considering maybe 5% of my riding ever occurs in the rain, I don't see it as an issue, and the flat belts truly did their job - with that one, exceptional exception.   

Overall, I've been extremely pleased with the Specialized Espoir Elite road tires.  They are just as comfortable as the Paselas they replaced, and the tread wear is on-par and could exceed the Paselas (followup to be posted when replacement occurs).  They roll fast, and feel nimble, and flat-protection is superb in light of their comfortable ride and excellent handling - qualities usually sacrificed.  They are reasonably priced, cost-per-mile is low, they benefit from subtle logos and discrete "just-a-tire" styling, they handle nearly any road or weather condition, they mount easily - yet securely - which gives them good marks for roadside repair ease, and they are available locally at my favorite bike shop.  Sure: anything is available online, especially bike tires - but, you're getting more than product at your local bike store, and that's the avenue I still encourage.  

It's often difficult to find "the right" tire for randonneuring, but the Specialized Espoir Elite - at least for this randonneur - seems to fit the bill nicely.  It was indeed a hard sell, because aesthetically I still have a soft spot for tan sidewalls on my lugged steel bike... but I've let go of that in lieu of these inexpensive, great performing, easy-to-live-with tires.  Eight 200km permanents, gravel rambles, and countless commutes, they've done everything I've asked of them, and the way they handled the ONE flat I've experienced so-far seems to have sealed the deal.  My only hope is that Specialized will continue to manufacture them for years to come.

Hope... get it?  See what I did there.... yeah... 

Thanks for reading!




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February 17, 2013

Headgames and Headwinds - the February 2013 permanent

“It’s going to take another hour of this?”  I thought outloud, knowing that Terry couldn’t possibly hear my voice over the constant rush of wind in his ears.  We completed our left turn at the intersection of 199th and Metcalf, and it popped into my head - usually GOOD news - that only twelve miles remained ahead of us.  Granted, at the end of any of my last few 200km rides I haven’t exactly felt fresh and ready to attack the last dozen miles, but at least it meant that within the hour I’d be done pedaling.  This time out it seemed that even another HOUR would possibly be a stretch.  That same thought had been repeating for hours, ever since we’d left Pleasanton, KS. at the halfway.

Confidence... sometimes I don’t bring a lot to the table.  Surprising, sure; but that’s my personality type.  Much of this came from a month with no commutes to work, due to many responsibilities simply too numerous to wrangle into a commute radius and schedule.  I’d done one, solitary 16-mile training ride (if you can call it that) perhaps 2 weeks earlier to try out some new shorts.  That’s it for riding.  So, similar to a few months back when circumstances arose to fill my head with doubts about whether or not I’d ridden enough to support 125+ miles of riding, I was repeating history.  Things IN my favor, however:  a new mental outlook on the ride.  I know it’s February, the last of the hard months to get in this part of the country - and it’s supposed to be the off season (whatever THAT means), so I had an excuse to try and take it easy.  This was going to represent base-building, nothing more.  No personal time limits other than what the control card would read.  Check.  The aforementioned new shorts, coming to me from my favorite supplier, Boure, whose ware’s have been out-of-budget for a long while; finally back in the arsenal: a good pair of “weekend” shorts for the longer rides.  Check.  Finally, after much talk and very little “do”, I’d whipped the diet into shape, losing (so far) 14 pounds.  Check.  All-in-all, it was setting up to be a great day out.  Now, about that weather forecast.

In all honesty, this was a terrific ride -- I can play up the weather and the headwind, but, a finish is a finish.  There are times of hardship occasionally when astride a bicycle for more than a few hours, but, with steady rain and a temperature hovering around 40 degrees, I recalled why I liked riding in exactly those conditions so much.  Wool from head-to-toe, my trusty O2 Rain-Shield jacket, fenders... perfectly dressed, comfortably damp, and not too warm or too cold.... give me 40-50 degrees F and rain, and I’m a happy cyclist.  Now, rain doesn’t exactly do wonders for steel tubing, exposed cables, chain life, or flat avoidance - but, hey... all in stride, and all things fixed with an extra tube or two packed away, and a quick wipe-down and re-lube after the ride.  Like certain political discussions, however, the wind and I seldom get along when dishing out opposing opinions face-to-face.  

In the opening hours of the ride, it seemed perhaps we were getting a slight tailwind - but, our speeds didn’t reflect any assistance.  Flags and trees were far too water-logged to help find wind direction, and eventually I came to the conclusion that the precipitating portion of the passing storm was creating something of a windless vacuum around us as we rode south -- not really hurting, but not helping either.  At times, still, rain would sneak underneath the brim of my Walz cap and dot my eyeglasses... headwind?  Who could tell?  The only choice, continue pedaling until we decide to stop, or when a control arrives.  Aside from a quick dismount, restroom break and bottle refill at Louisburg for me, and Terry and I barely put a foot down for the first 45 miles of the ride, but, we’d barely maintain a 15 MPH average.  So far, so good, really... time for some hot food, though, as we pulled into the Casey’s at La Cygne... somewhere I hadn’t set foot in what seemed like a year.  After 13 visits to the Border Patrol route over the last few years, I’d done well to try new things over the course of this recent R-12 run - but, in rainy conditions like this it was nice to be on familiar turf.  

Cheesy potato bites for me, and some orange juice;  for once, real food goes down smooth and quick.  On a real breakfast of oatmeal and blueberries with honey, and good coffee, my stomach had carried me all the way to La Cygne without so much as a grumble.  I’ve adopted a “halfway top-off” routine with the powdered Carbo Gain in my bottles, with one extra serving stashed in the seatbag, as a bonk-ration.  So, at the start, two bottles of “mix” to begin on the right foot -- one down by the 23 mile mark, and then straight water with electrolytes from there to La Cygne.  The plan seemed to work well, though the pace wasn’t too rushed, either - so it was difficult to tell if I was really stressing the calorie stores.  At the halfway point, I’d planned to start again with two fresh bottles of “mix”, and then use real food along the way at the controls.  I figured, despite what I may be burning per hour, there’s no practical way to replace ALL of it - nor is that a recipe for a happy tummy - so, while the Carbo Gain would effectively fill any carbohydrate gaps acting as a “lunch” at the halfway, the real food would be limited to what I could reasonably eat in 15 minutes or so... seemingly my average control time... and it would prevent me from carrying along too much powder.  

Casey’s potato bites came in at 420 calories, OJ at 170, and a Hammer Gel for good measure I suppose - I packed on per control stop:  total at La Cygne, 680 calories.  Combined with breakfast and the Carbo Gain, that brought me to about 1,350 for the trip so far... just over 1,000 for the ride itself.  Seems like a lot - but, I felt neither weighed down, nor starved for energy.  I suppose, really, I’ve not taken the care to count or track food to this level in years - so maybe, for now, I’m simply creating a baseline.  I won’t turn this blog into too much of a calorie journal -- so I’ll conclude with noting that I consumed, over 140 miles, five 82g servings of “mix” at 300 calories each, the aforementioned potato cheese bites, 32 oz. of OJ, four Hammer Gels, a double-decker oatmeal creme pie, and nine mini crunch donettes (1.5 packages) = 4,081 calories total with breakfast, 3,828 on-bike only; compared to what the exercise journal calculated as 8,028 calories burned over the course of the ride.  I’ll have to read up to see if that’s on par with anything or not... but, heck... things felt pretty good, with the exception of the oatmeal pie, which I’ll get to later.

And now, hills.  After personal disappointment from January’s walk up Renner Road at the halfway point up from Holiday Drive, I admit I entered this month’s ride with some trepidation on climbing.  Yes, the task would be marginally easier with the weight lost, but having ridden only 16 miles of “training” since that fateful January excursion, I certainly hadn’t done anything to prepare aside from a *LOT* of rest and basically getting over the head cold which had been partly responsible for the hill-walk.  This next section between La Cygne and Pleasanton would let me know pretty quickly where my weaknesses lived.  

Terry and I emerged from Casey’s into a strengthening rainfall, and I noted the sudden ability to see my breath in the marginally chillier air.  Hmmm.  Bags zipped, jackets zipped, helmets buckled - we saddled up and headed west on K-152, anxious to build up a cushion of body warmth under our wet layers as we pedaled.  Traffic proved forgiving, and soon we made our turn south onto one of my favorite roads:  Linn County 1095.  What a great ribbon of pavement!  Already well documented in these pages, this is simply where the interesting bits of the Border Patrol route live, scenic and challenging; but, it’s also proven consistently quiet for traffic.  Depending on the mood of the county road works department, there are some patches of pavement that are better than others - but, really, it’s a great road.  I eased out a comfortable pace and chatted with Terry, while I anticipated the first real hill of the day.

Shift, shift, shift.... tug....  cyclists know the feeling here:  the road pitches up, and you answer with a progression through the gears... each click unleashing a larger cog, to ease the strain and level the hill... until you pull one more time and the lever fights back:  confirmation there are no gears left.  Yep.  More often than not, I try to forget the proud days of tackling things like the Liberty 200km or the Hell of the North 300km route on my old Trek single speed.  Those days, when faced with a steep hill, I’d simply rise from the saddle and unleash fury and torque until it was behind me.... those days that I am beginning to long for once again....  today, however, and for the past few years, I reach down to the shifter - and based simply on the way the lever feels in my palm, I can tell where I am on the rear cluster... and I know I haven’t used ALL my gears.  I try to make a point and somehow justify my return to gears by ensuring I NEVER use the bailout 27-tooth rear cog... even when my knees beg me to.  Today, however, I was already there, in fewer clicks than normal.  Okay... no problem.... we’re base-building, remember?  Relax... and enjoy!  Right about then, the noise in my head is cleared by Terry’s voice commenting on the pristine conditions and the soundtrack my internal dialogue was trying to spoil.  All around, the steady rainfall was meeting matted undergrowth and leftover oak leaves in the thickets of forest on either side of the steep road, and birds - perhaps a few weeks early - were revelling in the resupply of moisture, relief from months of drought.  I decided that for the rest of the ride, I’d stop worrying about what gear, what tempo, and what time - and just pedal and listen.  That worked for awhile, at least.   First hill down... three to go, until Pleasanton.

I’d wished Glen had tagged along - but, he’d taken ill after returning from abroad.  Given the conditions, staying home and resting was a FAR better idea - but, our usual band-of-three was down to two today.  Still, Terry proved excellent company as always - and we spent much of the day either side by side, or close at hand.  The second hill didn’t seem too bad compared to the first, and Terry and I both enjoyed the long, extended downhill that followed - twisting and turning down, down... down to the valley below as we made our way to the turn toward the halfway point of our journey.  Flathead Pass was next, and then - more food and a welcome rest indoors, out of the rain for a spell.  The road began to pitch upward, and I reached again for the bailout gear... time to engage pure cardio, and keep that tempo high, ‘dude.  Definitely feeling the lack of riding - but still feeling 100% better than I’d felt last month - I slowly huffed my way up the long grade, even managed to shift up once, and finally rolled over the top.  WHEW... no walking today!  

One has to fall down, in order to appreciate getting back up....  Although I have said many times in these pages that a finish is a finish, I cannot help but strive to improve... at least on paper.  It is clear to me that the past few months have merely been examples of me striving to complain.  Finally, FINALLY, I feel as if I’m back in a place where I have turned those personal complaints into action.  The weight is coming off again, willpower and focus toward goals is returning - and while this ride wouldn’t prove groundbreaking, it still represents a positive step.  I think what occurred last month - despite the lingering illness - I now view as “the bottom.”  Heck, I can justify it any way I like.  I walked that hill.  I did what I had to.  I still finished.  But... down deep... I don’t walk hills.  I don’t want to repeat that.  Fitness was a factor, weight was a factor, and I’ve officially had enough.  In fact, I look backward to February of 2009, the “lucky 13” ride -- after completing my first R-12, I remember myself in a similar wasteland of complacency... and that’s the ride where I had to walk the hill on the Knob Noster 200k route, toward the end of the ride.  I think now it may be time to set a short-term goal to get back out to Knob Noster, and show that hill a thing or two.  I know I’m tired of re-reading it, and I know I’m tired of typing it... whether I go back in time and exorcise those old demons or not, it’s time to move forward and DO ... instead of just wishing.  

Ok, enough of that for now...

With Flathead Pass behind us, Pleasanton - and the halfway, loomed.  The rain began to abate, and in its place Terry and I began to benefit from a distinct Westerly breeze, noting a slight uptick in speed as we strolled toward town.  Hmmm... well, that might be interesting on the return trip.  No matter - the halfway was here, and it was time to maybe dry out a bit... even a patch of blue sky seemed to appear, only for an instant, as we entered the c-store, and started out routine.  Halfway!

Those small crunch cake donuts, some OJ, and water refills - I decided to save the “mix” top-off for when we’d arrive back in La Cygne... for this route, in some ways, arriving back at the Casey’s represents the “real” halfway for me, depending on the day.  Getting these hills in the middle section out of the way needed to come first on this ride.  I was happy, but I still had to climb them on the return trip, and now - it seemed - facing a growing wind.  Terry and I mopped up after ourselves, after leaving about a gallon of drip-dry rainwater on the c-store floor, and headed out into the slightly chillier air to saddle up.

The first big hill was in front of me before I knew it, and the gear changes came quick.  It’s straight up the back of Flathead Pass, and a bit of a grunt.  The good thing about hills, they sometimes block the wind.  One down, two to go.  We continued west until reaching 1095 again, passing the bridge, the horse farms, and Mt. Carmel cemetery along the way.  The turn north at 1095 came like a slap in the face, though the wind still seemed to come mostly from the west at first.  The slight curve back east confirmed that we’d get a tailwind for, oh, at least 7 miles of the return leg.

The next hill came, steep as I’d remembered... and demanding every gear yet again.  I couldn’t really stand and power it out... so, seated grinding and spinning ensued.  Terry and I rounded over the top and set our sights on the next few miles... the last, and I think steepest, longest climb of the ride still sat waiting up the road.  

The rain behind us, after feeling just a smattering of leftover droplets since leaving Pleasanton, at least we’d remain dry for the last part of the ride - but, it revealed the only real drawback to wool clothing:  it doesn’t dry quickly.  This is offset by its insulating properties, if you keep it on your body -- wool gloves become a headache at times for this reason, but I still think they’re the superior choice for rainy riding -- but if it stops raining, wearers of wool should be prepared to stay mostly damp for the rest of the day, even in a dry wind.  Fairly certain the rainwater was slowly being replaced by sweat anyhow, at least I wasn’t cold - and the jacket helped, of course.  Again, I had very little to complain about during the ride, apparel-wise.  

Finally, the last big hill -- which I haven’t gotten around to naming yet -- came into view.  After a few miles of flats and twists, passing the old school house, the house with the goats in the front yard. and the old Paris, KS. townsite, the final hill appeared ahead of our wheels.  OK... one last challenge... certainly not as steep as the hill I’d had to walk last month, but definitely nothing to sneeze at, the hill began to pitch upward after we’d passed the old stone wall (Stonewall Mountain, perhaps?  Catchy...) and didn’t let up for what seemed like an eternity, eventually leveling off to a manageable enough level to allow for standing up and stretching the legs.  Whoo!!  Finally... the real test behind us, we’d survived the hills of the Border Patrol once again!  Now, it would be the untiring “climb” of the headwind, which would come to test us.  

Thinking ahead, there really was one good climb left... we had yet to leave the La Cygne valley, after all.  

No matter ... heads down, the flats now became the enemy, as the trees parted and open farm fields invited the full brunt of mother nature’s growing assault to our party.  At least on the hills, one is occupied by the gradient and the effort enough to ignore such petty concerns as speed, but, on the flats the mind drifts, the pavement never changes, the gear choice rendered pointless... and the display on the cycle computer glares back at me in disappointed laughter... 9 mph... 8... wow, 10.... nice work, loser.... don’t think!  Don’t look at it!  I reminded myself of the scenery I’d miss if I continued my fruitless staring contest with the handlebar’s veritable Eye of Sauron, and managed to pry my attention to birds, the horizon, the giant plume of steam from the La Cygne powerplant billowing violently due south.  Cap brim pulled low, and cadence high, the game turned to wills.

With a little help from the remnants of the westerly wind, Terry and I rolled into La Cygne’s welcome arms - and we rushed inside for the next receipt, the next signature, and more food.  I recalled the push and staying power I’d experienced last month with the consumption of an oatmeal creme pie, so I ponied up for the double-decker version.  THIS would surely show that wind a thing or two.  Combined with the fast-becoming standard-issue orange juice, I topped things off with another 5-Hour Energy shot to replace the one I’d surely burned off since 7:00am’s start, and after a reluctant restroom break, we were ready once again ... 45 miles to go!

This is the point where things began to stretch out.  Despite the continued push from the west that would help us reach the new “last hill of the ride”, almost immediately I began to regard the oatmeal pie, this time, as a mistake.  After topping off the bottles with enough Carbo Gain to make the trip north, the same dosage as I’d started with at the depart, I began to question whether I needed the additional food at all - or, if it instead was the added sugars working against me.  The pace was not any slower, thankfully - lest I not finish at ALL - but, discomfort set in.  As we made our way up and over the “last hill”, old 69 highway stretched before us - and the wind seemed to increase with our change in heading.  I knew it was perhaps 9 miles until we’d reach the new highway - so, I repeated the usual headwind tactics -- head down, pedal it out, and look around.  Try to enjoy, because despite it being slower than I’d like, it’s progress.  Slowly, with the droning imagery of the pavement passing under my legs and the rushing whoosh of wind in my ears, the mind began to turn inside.  Songs circled about, conversations with myself, and others, dogs barking -- occasionally for real -- seemed to pass along with the miles.

Oh, wait... that dog might be real....

My only issue with Jingo Road (old 69) are some of the homeowner's positions on leashes or yard chains, and their use.  I would think, as a dog owner myself, that most folks would like to keep their animals OFF the public roads - especially roads like this one with a 55 MPH posted limit.  Of course - most dogs don’t see passing trucks and cars as property threats.  Bicyclists, however, to a dogs nose, must smell downright threatening... or tasty, I haven’t decided.  Most dogs are usually only interested in a good jog, others merely curious, others still are smart - yet authoritative:  barking and charging, yet stopping short of the road, and giving up the chase when the property line approaches... buried fence, or good training; arguable... but, good dogs either way.  The one’s I dislike come straight onto the road in a tear, looking to edge their nose in front of cyclist’s wheels - much like they’d instinctively head off a wild rabbit or other game.  Edge in front of their nose, hesitation and a studder-step from the prey, answered with a quick set of teeth snapped tight around their neck.  You can see the look in their eyes as they approach the road: it’s business.

This one had my number.

For over a decade I’d never really had anything close to a real dog problem -- fast dogs would be answered with simple acceleration - but, today, the wind had already stolen much of my potential.  This ambitious, grey-mouthed mongrel approached from 11 o’clock, and quickly lined up alongside my left leg as I pedaled, teeth bared.  I did almost nothing to answer... no shift down, no quick burst of speed... I don’t know if I was unplugged or just unfazed - but, I didn’t really register the events unfolding until I felt a little tug and nip about midway up my left calf muscle, and heard Terry hollering out from behind.  “Hey!  S I T !!!  STAY!!  HEY!!!”  The dog continued to work on getting hold of my circling leg, stymied by slick Spandex leg-warmer fabric versus old, dulled teeth... thank goodness for the combination.  Three attempts... but, without even so much as a snag in my clothes, the dog gave up.  Strangely, my heartrate didn’t even respond to the incident -- whether I was just out-of-it, or genuinely not panicked, I’m not sure -- but, with tales of similar dog incidents circling my head from years of cycling, as heard from other riders - perhaps doing nothing had been the right choice.  As much as I probably should have swerved, sprayed the beast with water, smacked him with my frame pump - or even tried to land a good solid left kick to its forequarters - the number of times I’ve heard of owner retaliations assured me that perhaps I’d made the right move by simply letting it go.  I was, however, after enduring at least four other encounters with dogs in other places along the route, quite finished with four-legged rendezvous for one day.

Terry and I finally made our way to 359th street, and prepared to check off a major Border Patrol landmark by finishing the new US-69 highway section leading back to Rutlader, KS.  Without the usual south wind hurrying us along, however, it would prove a long three miles.  We rested for a bit after reaching 335th, the first time both of us would admit out loud that perhaps calling it quits would be a terrific idea... but, neither of us completely serious, the usual sarcastic wit and laughter about the situation took over - and soon we were pedaling again, toward Louisburg, and the next opportunity for a rest and regroup.  Usually noted in my previous blog entries as a particularly long and tiresome 6 miles, the section along Metcalf from Rutlader to Louisburg seemed to slip by surprisingly fast this time out - though certainly my speed was quite low, I had been doing my best to ignore it and just ride.  I instead took in the sights and smells of the farmland fringe of central Miami County, and ended up amazed when I realized I’d passed 295th street already, and I’d already set foot upon Louisburg’s south doorstep.  Not bad!  Maybe those mental tricks DO work, after all.  Louisburg, BP station... here I come!

With Terry close behind, we regrouped at the small counter inside the c-store, refilled bottles, and circles like vultures - searching for something to carry us the last 22 miles to the finish.  Finally settling on donuts - but not certain I really needed anything other than the discomfort in my gut to pass - I snacked a little, downed a Hammer Gel, the last one, and sized up the situation.  The temperature dropping, wind increasing, and light fading... a ride I’m used to finishing in the height of the afternoon, it looked instead like Terry and I would roll into the thick of evening rush-hour traffic instead.  Sure, the 7:00am start for this ride represents the latest I’d ever begun the Border Patrol, but, combined with perhaps the slowest I’d ever ridden it (at least, the slowest 2nd half) the math began to look bleak.  I’d never finished this route even CLOSE to sundown... much less in the dark, and it hit me... I love riding at night, so what’s the big deal so long as there’s time left, right?  I pulled an extra head and ear layer out of the seatbag, and layered up for the dropping temps and wind... time to get back to work.

Vests on, taillights blazing once again, Terry and I paired up and I took point to block the wind while we struggled further north.  Each minute, we were closer to finishing... the mantra repeated... but, I’d redo the math... 20 miles at 10 mph... wow... okay, I’ve got 2 more hours in me... no problem.... just don’t stop.  It certainly could not have been a bonk, because calorie intake was on-par, but with the miles to-go shrinking steadily, so too did my push, my stamina, my reserves... I was just plain ole TIRED.  This, despite a generally successful day, probably is where the lack of riding time really hurt me - fatigue.  Clicking through my gears again, but this time on the flats instead of on some steep climb - I was spent.  On paper, I’d done nearly the 200k required - but, there were still 18 miles to go when Terry finally took lead position, and created a draft... just in time.   I latched on, and hoped for the best.  With the strength of the wind now plainly evident with the sudden difference in effort required to maintain forward momentum, I began to realize how tough of a day it’d truly been.  Cheating the odds and risking over-use injury, I’d managed to pull off another 200+ km permanent with very few opportunities between for training or commuting.  I certainly don’t recommend it... it’s not bragging material to be clear, and I was sure I’d spend the rest of the long weekend paying dearly for it, but, in the moment, I chuckled to myself and shook my head.  Despite the hardships, some of which being plainly self-imposed, and the weather, it would seem that I’d pulled off another February surprise without incident... with 8 miles to go after a thrilling downhill run on Antioch, Terry and I tried our best to ignore the clock and just make our way home for the official finish.  But, man... close.  Too close, if you ask me... the clock passing 7:00pm, it had turned into another half-day epic, just like last month, just like White Cloud in November.  Yeesh... base training?  Check.

...and we still weren’t done...

The long, endless shoulder along 179th and 175th streets stretched before us, as we waged battle against a now howling northwest headwind.  The temperature... who knows, but zippers were pulled full stop, faces covered, toes forgotten.  Terry and I both laughed as we turned north on MurLen -- the LAST turn -- and three miles to go... at this point, it’s a joy-ride, normally, with a steady downhill and south tailwind... man, did we ever pick the wrong day and the wrong route!  Pedaling DOWNhill just to keep moving, it seemed as if the last 2 miles would take the rest of the night.  7:45pm passed on the clock... good grief... another 90 minutes, and this ride wouldn’t even COUNT, but no worries now... we could WALK the last mile, and be on-time - and sometimes that’s all that matters.  Finally rolling onto the sidewalk of the 7-Eleven, five minutes shy of 13 hours in total, Terry and I could at-last call February “done.”

Same as last month, I’ve made several “revelations” about getting in more riding between the permanents - something I need to DO, instead of wishing about it, but, in light of having a fresh mind with which to tackle these endeavors, perhaps this lack of riding during the week IS my “off season”, and maybe I needed it.  Surprisingly, likely a credit to the act of “less talk, more do” tactics employed toward my recovery routine, post-ride, I felt surprisingly fresh and rested the next morning.  Hydration, the right food in the right amounts, and stretching... things I don’t always do correctly... it all paid off, and I managed to escape this ride not just injury-free, but quite nearly ready to do it again two days later.  The weight loss streak continues - slow and steady... and that leaves me with good feelings about the March ride.  For now, no promises.... but, the R-12 (R-20 now?) streak does and will continue... and it’s only going to get better.

Thanks for reading!

February 9, 2013

Chronicles of Character-Building

The February edition of the R-12 run is in the books.  
Assuming I can organize my thoughts, and the rest of life allows for the keyboard time, this ought to make for a decent post - if nothing else, a good log entry for the "I've had worse" files.  A pretty challenging day -- started in the upper 40's with a hard rain, and light winds... sporadic enough that at times I swear we had a slight tailwind, and at other times it felt like a headwind.  The rain continued for the next 6 hours until tapering off, and then the winds shifted, strengthened, and the temperature began to drop with a strong cold-front passage.  Terry and I waged battle with 20 mph north winds for the entire return trip, dropping our pace into the basement.  Mental math was all over the place - and amid random thoughts of phone calls and cashing it in, at times it seemed the pace and the control closing times would decide our fate for us.  The goal of ten hours passed, then eleven, then twelve... it was brutal.  Digging into layer after layer of reserves, Terry and I pushed to finally finish just under 13 hours.  Not my worst ET for this route - surprisingly - but, one of the toughest rides in recent memory - and definitely a mental wringer.  More details to come, in usual style -- but for now, very, VERY happy to have February checked off.  March seems far away, still... but time to take the slow, base-building pace from this ride and build the arsenal for some spring-time fun.  

More to come -- thanks for reading!

January 18, 2013

The end of an Era

I couldn't help myself.  
I recorded the Oprah/Lance interview, and watched it.  I really only needed to watch the first 60 seconds of it, but it sat in front of me like a train-wreck.  I don't think I'll bother watching the 2nd part, but I haven't decided yet.  In some sense, this has come to close the book on an era.
Now perhaps we can all move on.

Paraphrased from a friend's FB post, it's not really about the doping, it's about the destruction Armstrong left in his wake.
Next week, it will be someone else.  Despite a giant compendium of examples of the consequences, there will remain people delusional enough to think they can get away with certain things.
Professional cycling needs a clean slate.. maybe this does it, maybe not.  What this example provides, however, is a modern, extreme lesson for the next generation of heroes.  That, of course, can swing in two directions:  either the next champions will be smarter, more cunning, and able to definitively 'get away with it' -- or, we will finally witness the renaissance we've been hoping for.

Either way, I'm still a fan of professional cycling - even though I never REALLY paid attention before 1999.
Armstrong absolutely played a part in getting me in the saddle - but, I've grown since then.

I admit I had been foolish to have fallen for it all those years, but, hey - that's me:  trusting, naive, a romantic.  
I love a good story, and I fell for it - but, I'm not going to change who I am because of it.
Neither should any of you.

I feel the subject has taken up enough space here.
Let's go ride.


January 12, 2013

January in the bag

updated and corrected:

The WMG Memorial permanent, which I had a hand in designing, presents riders with unique challenges.  It, by design, strings together bits and pieces of various challenging routes I've taken part in throughout the years:  By consequence of crossing the Kansas river at Bonner Springs, it borrows from the All's Wellsville/Junction City 600k route and uses K-32 for a spell, it traces the locally famous Tour de Shawnee route for a bit, and retraces a popular monthly ride which heads to Weston from Wyandotte County Lake Park.  I have a love/hate relationship with it, because it always tests me... sometimes more than I care to be tested.  The climbs are memorable, right up until the point I forget them... which usually takes about 6 months.  At least, I'm sure I remembered the hills back in May, when I rode this last.  The satisfaction of finishing tends to make such things a memory.

It was with this blank slate that I began the WMG Memorial ride, starting at a forgiving 7:00am this last Saturday, from the 7-Eleven in Olathe... ah, my old friend.  I've struck up a good relationship with the guy behind the counter, usually working the tail end of the late shift when I start my o'-dark-thirty epics -- he's bought his first "real" road bike, a 70's vintage steel frame of indeterminate make, and is in the process of converting it to a fixed gear... I'm excited to maybe ride a few miles with him one of these days.. maybe, just maybe, he'll tag along on a perm or two... I'll have to wait until rides end today to chat it up, as he's not working this shift.

With Glen and Terry along again - we're turning into a three-man touring band, like ZZ Top - we plug in our guitars.... er... we straddle our bikes, carefully stepping around patches of ice on the pavement, and begin our odyssey ... step one, get out of the parking lot upright:  one customer slipped and took a spill right in front of us already.  At least it's technically above freezing... warmer than forecast, and so far the call for a rain/snow mix is nowhere to be seen.

Five hour energy... consumed.  Might as well.  It will be a good five hours to the turnaround in Weston, and with the tail end of a chest cold hanging on I'd need all the help I could get.  I was fairly well stopped-up when I rode the Dirtbum Birthday Ride on the 29th - it was a great tune-up ride, and it certainly dulled me to the anxious possibility of having to navigate some leftover patches of snow and ice; but, the lingering cold I hauled around on that day was still sticking around.  Medicine notwithstanding, I felt decent-enough, but I could tell from the first gasps of cold air on the few introductory hills on Renner Road that it was going to be a long day.  There would be plenty to take my mind off of things, however.  A full-steam train flyby on Old KC Road, prior to Renner, set the tone.  I love it when the rides and the train schedules coincide.  With the lingering darkness of winter hanging on well past the start, and the low traffic of a weekend morning (starkly contrasting to our usual weekday starts), I imagined riding along a gravel-strewn Renner Road... perhaps before it'd even been given that name... before Bass Pro, before the highway and the apartments... just me, the countryside, my bike, my mates, and a passing freight... hissing and snarling in the predawn chill...

I snap to... darn traffic lights.

The ebb and flow of Renner leads us to Midland Drive - the start, and finish, of the Princeton Roundabout route... I joke, quietly to myself... "ok, finished!"    Ha!  ...Only 112 miles to go, dude.
I quietly remind myself why I'd chosen to DRIVE to the Princeton Roundabout, only last month.
So I wouldn't have to ride Renner in the other direction.
Uh, oh.

My resolve has been rekindled, of late, oft repeated in these very pages of my desires to drop a little ballast and regain that svelte climber's figure of years past, and, typical of a man my age, it's a tough negotiation.  Alas, and trite as it may be for the time of year, I'm investing once again in the effort - I know all too well that it can be done, I've simply lacked the willpower of those previous years.  I feel it returning as I lug myself over hill after hill... knowing I'm getting stronger for the effort, yet growing weary of knowing it could be slightly easier.  Patience.  Those rewards won't come today, but, come they will.

The road closed barricades of the previous week are gone - Renner open.  At least we won't have much detouring to do today, then - the alternative being two quite steep hills of Johnson Drive, instead of the one remarkably steep hill on Renner.  We three gently arrive at the bottom, and Holiday Drive, where sometimes I wonder "what if" of the bridge that once went straight over the railroad tracks ahead of us, over the river, joining this very route on the other side, continuing north.  Only on an 1887 road atlas can such a dream be seen... long since washed away, replaced, forgotten.  Today, it will take a circuitous route of almost 12 miles to travel just one mile as the crow would fly.  Of course, we wouldn't be able to claim 200k, if not for "progress."

It begins to snow, lightly... and it's kind of nice.

It's an especially long-feeling 12 miles, but soon we arrive on the grades of 86th Street north of the river.  We pass the Penrod Motel... which has clearly seen better times, but remains prominently listed all over the internet, with phone number.  Hitchcock comes to mind, courtesy Glen.  There's a very interesting building just to its north, however, that I'd like to know more about -- each time I pass it, I take in a little more.  Constructed of about 3/5ths stone, and capped off with wood framed construction in pale yellow, it sits by itself in the middle of a field off a small lake.  There are doors, highly elevated, suggesting a complex deck structure has been missing for some time, as well as a porch; yet, there it stands.  Can't find much about it.  I find this part of town interesting -- where I assume, heading north of the river, that industry and city needs would have long since swallowed up every available plot of land, there sits this house and lake, and only a few miles farther, right on the edge of I-70, is a working ranch with horses.  Strange, and sort of out-of-place... but I like that.

QuikTrip... chilled, feeling tired already, I try to make quick work of things, and we're soon ready to roll.  Still a spitting, sporadic snow/rain mix -- but it never seems to take hold.  Weird weather... but, oddly pleasant, if not a little damp and chilly.  Combined with the humidity acting on the pavement, we had yet to ride on dry roads.  Thank goodness for fenders.  Shivers... time to move.

We reach some of the tougher hills on the course, one reaching 11%, though they're short and manageable - and it's early.  Wyandotte County Lake Park offers a break from traffic and the banality of suburban scenery, offering up instead thrilling, twisty roads set against old stone walls, deep forest, and a crystalline lake to enjoy.  It doesn't last as long as I'd like, but it is a good-sized park.  Makes me wonder about riding in Colorado again, or the American Northwest.... how awesome that must be, if it's anything close to the scenery here!  Would I change where I am?  Probably not... but, it does lend me to consider a time in life where I'll be able to travel farther and wider to check off the monthly ride.  Nebraska, Iowa... that's only the beginning.  But, I have to be patient -- those days may come, but today is now.

Making our way out of the park and north to Wolcott and the beginning of K-5, we pass along the railroad tracks and a shady, forgotten section of road deep underneath I-435, still icy and snowy in places - making for some interesting maneuvers.  We roll, upright, out onto the long, flat section of K-5 prior to the next section of climbing.  It's a great day for a ride -- light traffic, and a little help from the wind - not a bad combo.

K-5 is a great highway, and a fitting tribute -- back in the day, I recall tales of my father enjoying motorcycle rides along this ribbon of twists, bends and hills.  Now, also on two wheels, I can't really say I'm having as thrilling a time while climbing, but the downhills are terrific.  We wind past hills and farmland, not too far from - but out of sight of - the nearby river, and soon find our way to the Leavenworth city limits.  Glen and I talk about extending the route even farther, to Atchison, to St. Joseph... and K-7 continues all the way to Rulo, NE.... an epic, river-based 600k, perhaps.  We make our way up Espanlade Drive, with historic homes on the left, and a stunning river overlook on the right - capped by the looming blue steel monument of the Centennial Bridge, which - opened in 1955 - celebrated Leavenworth's anniversary as the first city to be incorporated in Kansas.

We pause at the information control at MO-45 and the old "Leavenworth Cutoff", and fill in control cards and postcards with chilly fingers in the increasing wind.  A train accompanies us along the long, flat pan of the river valley on MO-45 as we roll through Beverly, MO. with hints of rainfall trying to get a foothold in the midst of a swirling weather system that couldn't seem to make up its mind.  Weston is close, and I can almost smell the cafe.

Grilled cheese, fries, a pitcher of water, hot coffee... and a table for three.  Good times.

The sun comes out... inviting us back outside.

The climb back out of Weston is full of promise, on a full stomach and faint tunes in my right ear, to help keep the legs motivated.  I'm already tired, a sentiment echoed throughout the group, and it's only halfway.  As I've said, though... at the halfway, it's effectively "in the bag"... unless it's a route like this one, for me.  Having tried to balance the dial between stamina and speed, fuel-stores and knowing about a waiting headwind on the return, I walked the line of fatigue, and could feel it in my legs... almost like the formation of cramps in my quads.  With recent saddle position changes, and not many training rides to adjust, I knew I was likely just exercising a portion of my muscles not previously up to the task, and this would certainly be the hilliest ride in months, a real test no matter the time of year.  Drink, eat, and pedal... just keep pedaling...

Leavenworth, and out of earshot, Terry suffers a flat tire.  Already through town when the voicemail rings on my phone, Glen and I are instructed to keep moving.  Terry has the fortitude of ten men when it comes to riding solo - strong, confident, steady.  I'm not feeling so strong.... with brief moments of goodness unfolding as the grilled cheese and fries finally made their way to hungry legs, I began to feel better than I had at the halfway, at least.  Speed?  Don't even bother looking down, dude... just pedal.  Glen begins to make a little headway, only caught up by a cue sheet check at a cross-street.  The steepest parts of K-5 behind us, we make the flats of Wolcott again, and set our sights on the park, and that nasty little hill before the QuikTrip control.

Peaking at barely under 12%, we're over the hump on Georgia Road, and back to the control in a flash.  The sun comes out again, and orange juice, crunch donut minis and fresh Carbogain powder carefully saved for the last leg of the ride comes out from the seat bag to help carry me the last 30 miles to the finish.  I'm careful not to overload, but real food tastes good and goes down smooth.  86th street waits - more hills.  Each section in my head on the return legs contains at least one good challenge.  The last 30 miles contain, in my mind, no less than four.

Challenge 1:  86th street itself.  Long, gradual climbs here and there are no big deal, but the poorly placed stop signs break up good pace and momentum.  The real boogers sit after I-70, long and grunting pushes over some geographic anomalies left over from the formation of the river banks, before the typical long, fast downhill to K-32.  Visiting my 27 tooth rear cog more often now, I curse myself for designing a route that bites back so hard in the last quarter of its length... but in the same breath, I'm thankful for the challenge, and how it tends to reset some of my personal goals.

Challenge 2:  K-32, the river, K-7, and 43rd Street.  After so much climbing, the board-flat highway section, river section, and the return east afterwards represent (as previously mentioned) a circuitous 12-mile journey that could be solved with a simple 1-mile bridge extension of 86th street.  Instead, riders head west to Bonner Springs via Edwardsville, over the river on bicycle-legal K-7, and then make their way back east to exactly the same spot, but on the other side of the KS River.  With the leaves absent from the trees, upon reaching the top of the last hill on 86th street, southbound, you can actually see where you'll end up on Renner... but you can't get to it.  These factors combine to unfold this section of the ride with deceptive lethargy and tedium.  On a hot day, there are plenty of c-stores, however... and that can be a welcome thing.

Challenge 3:  Renner Road from Holiday drive.  After the 12-mile=1-mile river crossing mind-trick, riders must climb the opposite river bluffs, nearly straight-on.  This hill represents the steepest average grade of the entire ride, if my math is correct - but its arrival at milepost 105 is perhaps good for another few percent slope.  Carefully breathing deep, taking in a final Hammer Gel from my back pocket a couple miles ahead of time, and trying to cough the current crop of cold leftovers out of the way of my breathing, I turn right, look up, and shift down.  Good grief.... the climb levels temporarily at a slight curve in the road, and then pitches up for the steepest portion, only a few dozen yards long, maybe, before it begins to ease up for the last half-mile.  Wheezing for air, blinking to confirm whether or not I'm actually beginning to grey-out or not, I unclip and put down a foot.  Game over.  For the first time since the Knob Noster 200k back in '09... but, this hill is steeper, I suppose, and I guess I had been getting over a cold.  I can make all the justifications I like, but I didn't have to walk it in May, or the time before that... so, a little miffed at myself, but sometimes we do what we have to.  No matter, though... I shake my head, allow myself 15 seconds of negativity, and walk the rest of the way up.  Next time, next time.

By comparison, the rest of the hills are nothing to write home about - it's more of the same issue with where they lay in relation to the day's mileage.  I enjoy the wicked-fast downhill back to Midland Drive, and - of course - catch the red light there, killing about 40 MPH of speed.  I climb over I-435, pass the park, and make my way to 87th as the daylight begins to dim.  A brilliant, attention-grabbing sunset is on tap - nearly unobstructed save for a few trees to my right as I navigate through the roundabouts and onward to the last two hills before things finally flatten out in the last 4 miles of approach to the finish.

Challenge 4:  The hill up to the interchange with K-10 is a real booger, but nothing too daunting by comparison to the previous climbs... just that pesky red light at the top.  Then to College Blvd... more of the same awesome sunset to my right as I pass the old barns and last remaining farm fields that haven't yet become business parks... (hold off, Lexena... just hold off...) ...and, at last... flatter roads...

Really, if I'm honest, the actual 4th challenge becomes me against my own anxiety... and the worry of the hills probably carries as much weight as the climbs themselves.  Now, with the last climb behind me, NOW it's in the bag... yeesh.

KC Road, Ridgeview, and back through the other roundabouts along Sheridan, I feel a little kick coming from somewhere deep in the reserve tanks, smelling the barn again, and manage to finish within 10 minutes of Glen - who I'd lost sight of miles before, somewhere along K-7 while crossing the river I thought I'd seen a glimpse along 43rd street, but too many curves between us to be sure - I'd figured he'd been long, long gone, especially after I'd walked the big hill.  Not bad for feeling pretty well destroyed!  Having recovered from his flat tire, Terry ended up being about 40 minutes down -- afterwards, since the ride starts so close to home, I rode home, grabbed the car and drove backwards to make sure he'd been on-track - and I only ended up driving maybe a half mile, and there he was - in typical Terry fashion, pushing the same steady pace he'd held all day, and finishing strong.

I think last time I'd mentioned how cool it'd be to get back to a form that would afford me more of a finishing kick... or, in reality, more steady and consistent delivery of speed throughout the entire 200k, like Terry - but I'd be lying if said I wasn't still interested in personally working toward some of that old speed I used to have ...and I'd be foolish to think it would've happened in the scant four weeks since the December 200k; but it puts more fuel on the fire, this ride.  I'm happy to have this one finished, and if I want to get what I want, it's simple:  I have to work harder than I have been.  Diet.  My old foe.  I know what I need to do, and I know I haven't been doing as well as I should.  Time to get that old focus back - new year, new ideas... yeah, yeah, resolutions, what-have-you.  I need to turn them into the kind of real, sustainable lifestyle changes that will allow me to continue these pursuits throughout this, my fourth decade, and smoothly into my 5th and 6th.  It won't be deprivation, it won't be suffering - but it will be responsibility, moderation, and healthy.  Those are the only mechanisms that will provide the return I seek.  Time to work on that.

I find it comical, reading backwards through my own journals, how unsatisfied I've been with myself -- I'm not very good about counting my blessings.  Despite the shifting tone changes between great times with awesome scenery, immediately followed by the misery of climbs and sketchy weather, I don't honestly have much to complain about -- yet, I'm always reaching, striving to be just that little bit better;  reaching for teh best "me" I can be, to distance myself from the wreck I remember from the years prior to my re-discovery of the bicycle.  It's that fear of full regression that continues to drive me to complain, never rest, never settle - I may never be satisfied, but that's what keeps me going - better or worse.  I refuse to give up, even if 90% of the time it's just talk.  Occasionally, the talk turns to action - and I feel such a change occurring now.

For now - it's another finish.  That should be good enough - the rest is commentary.


11 hours, 15 minutes total.
9:18 rolling time, for an average of ... I'll take it.
Tough, tough day... but, really, it could have been worse.

Chilly, but not painfully so.
Snow and rain... but not enough to worry about.
Amazing scenery juxtaposed against tough hill climbs.
A vague, grey sky yielding to sun... then clouds again, and finally an amazing sunset.
Riding along with some great, strong riders, good friends.
What more could one ask for?

So,
Until February.... the streak continues...

Thanks for reading!
And... Happy, Healthy, New Year to you all!


January 3, 2013

A January Test on Tap

Stay tuned for the next 200k ride report... it ought to be a doozey.

This time, I'm headed north along the WMGM 200km route - famed for it's trail of unforgiving hills, and famous for the Weston Cafe - offering weary cyclists a hot meal and a comfy chair.
Originally designed as a winter route, with it's south-north-south orientation, I've never ridden it in anything but dry conditions.  The weather lately, has had other plans - and while the forecast looks dry, the route is clogged with the remains of the region's last snow event, leaving some of the quiet, shady back-country lanes packed and rutted - days later.  Another full day of melting lay ahead, but Saturday should prove entertaining as a result or whatever road conditions await us.  Here's to adventure!

More to come...