A strange week indeed for Kansas weather: probably one of the warmest Februarys ever - but today, on the LAST day of February, we've got about five inches of snow on the ground out there as I type this, and it;s still coming down. They keep extending the winter weather advisory, too, which is kinda indicative of "wow, we don't know... this WAS supposed to stop...."
A strange week for sysling, too, based on the weather: Monday I rode a chilly 200K which ended up in the 50's for a few hours! tuesday, I took the day off the bike to recover from Monday's endurance-fest. Wednesday I rode in, and it was almost 70 when I left for home. Thursday, weird 50-ish and misty/rainy: my favorite riding weather, actually! By the time I was on my way home, however, it'd dropped out into the 40's with a stiff westerly wind. By the time I went to bed, it was in the 20's. Strange. Friday, errands that required more storage that I could get away with on the bike put me back in the car - but you know, I wasn't too heartbroken. But, this morning, I was back in the car again: the slick, wet snow just wasn't affording enough traction, and I deemed it unsafe. It's probably fine now that some of the major roads are treated again, but yeesh.... let's just say I'm glad I got my February 200K done on Monday - because in typical fashion I might have taken TODAY off to try and get it. A smarter person wouldn't have waited until the last week of February to get it, but hey -- no worries, because I DID get it. Man. March is going to come in, tomorrow, with fresh snow on the ground. No matter what February has given us this year, it ended like a February should. Cold, snowy, and bleak. But, I have had a GREAT month: I've lost weight, I've ridden more than in any previous February, and I've been pretty happy about the whole thing - instead of trapped in a deep, cycling-deprived depression.
Let's get it on... March is coming!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
February gets one last shot in.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
R-12 Number 2, part 1: Lucky-13 - A permanent in pictures
While the mental dust still settles, I figured I'd set a ride report in motion by letting pictures tell a few thousand words on my behalf. The way work has been going lately, it's hard to settle in behind the keyboard at home lately. Just tired of typing, perhaps... letting my eyes rest, etc. But, I still have a lot to tell! Perhaps this weekend I'll fill in the blanks!
Finally, the promise of a little warmth as the morning sun peeks out from behind the horizon. A nice little lake, complete with spring ducks, and a jetliner piercing the blue (white line in the sky) - this was a cool thing to see. I tell you, no matter how hard the route, there is something REALLY cool about seeing the sun rise from the seat of a bicycle. The world is waking up - and I'm already riding...
Unfortunately, the camera focused on my sleeve instead of the background... but here's my shadow against the stark brown of the hillside, along the road I'm climbing up towards Lone Jack, MO. Mentally, part of the difficulty of a long "off" season ride is that everything, literally, is dead. The landscape is just barren, no sweet smells, no warmth, no life, no green. This gets to ya after a while -- I personally can't WAIT to feel bar tape under bare fingers again, wind against exposed skin, the smell of cut grass, hear bird-song, the feel of the sun on my arms. Chin up... still nearly 190km to go from this point...
Bright eastern sunshine, and the thermometer board outside Kingsville, MO. 23ºF. Ever since mile-4, my water bottles have been frozen to an undrinkable state. I'm thirsty. I'm hungry. Fig Newtons and spit, it is.
...on that note, Holden, MO. Casey's. Hashbrowns. Boo-mutha-truckstop, YEAH... Potato products RULE.
A gorgeous overlook along Highway B, headed east towards Warrensburg. I love this highway, honestly. While I have often waxed on about this road and that road over the years, this one is truly high on my list of favorites. It winds its way NE along a ridgeline between Warrensburg, MO., and ... well ... no-where, really. It just intersects to Route F, which runs between Chilhowee and Centerview. It's nine miles of quiet country lane, a few farms and houses here and there, and big, long views of the surrounding landscape from atop a natural ridge. As the above shot shows, you can almost see forever. Unfortunately the time of year doesn't do it justice -- not enough contrast to really appreciate it. When the grass comes in, though, it's breathtaking coming around each bend, and seeing off into the distance. No big hills, just slowly dancing along above the surrounding valleys.
The Strasburg Store and Pop Stop! A cool little place, and as far as I can tell, the ONLY business in Strasburg, perhaps? The main drag through town is 58, so I'm not 100% sure on this notion, but this is a touch north on Route E, actually right behind where I took that photo of the train earlier in the day (see above). At this point in the ride I looked pretty worn down: I had just fought traffic along the entire length of 58 highway, from Route F all the way to Strasburg and route E. Constant two-way traffic, a lot of high-schoolers in pickup trucks and old Chevies headed home from school, or wherever. A lot of passing-too-close, a lot of apathy. No horns, though, thankfully. After TWENTY miles of no-shoulder highway-fest, I just needed a quiet seat for a few minutes. I was very grateful, and bought a candy bar. If you happen to roll through Strasburg on this route, DO stop in and have some pizza or a burger if time allows -- The owner boasts the best burgers in MILES. Support the little guy, riders! You can get McDonald's ANYwhere. There aren't many of these little cafes left.
The wall. Here it is, the only hill I've ever had to walk after being smacked in the face by it. I tried, really I did. Lake Jocomo on the Tour De Lakes route? Nope. Johnson Drive? Please. Renner, northbound from Holliday Drive? Nah. Not steep enough. Ogg Road headed into Shawnee Mission Park from Midland Drive? Nope. This is simply the steepest hill I've ever encountered on a bike. Honestly, they should have a staircase installed alongside of it. It's really stupid. There is a 4% grade leading up to it, and then it just pitches wildly up. Unreasonably UP. Totally unfair. This permanent is an out-n-back route, so I came down this earlier in the day. It's one of the only downhills that has ever actually scared me, and I LOVE DOWNHILLS. On the other side, you have to climb for 3/4 of a mile to get up to the top, and you then lose all of that altitude gain in about 150 feet. It literally just drops away. I came over the top, and felt like I was going to just continue over the handlebars. I had to grab the brakes, and lean WAY back in the saddle -- then the rear wheel slid a little, so I left go and hit 40, 45.... HOLY..... somewhere I lost track, but my top speed on my computer reads 53 MPH from this ride. It's a wireless, so I don't know if somewhere else on the ride some interference from traffic affected it, but there you have it. The only place I've gone faster was in Colorado coming down a mountain. Quite seriously, I think this is the limit: I think at some point the department of transportation has to say "no, this is too steep - it needs to be graded." I think the only place I could find a steeper hill on a bicycle would be to go off-road.
Coming UP the hill was going to be BAD, and I was dreading it ever since coming north of Lone Jack and back into rural Missouri south of Grain Valley again. I knew it was there. I shifted. 39x26, the shortest gear I have. Here we go.... I snapped the picture, and then got down to business. The road pitches up, and I begin to push. Pedal stroke one, the front wheel pops up. WHOA... stroke two... another wheelie, and I lean forward to put more weight on the bars to counteract it. I'm don't know how slow I'm going, but it's pretty pathetic. Stroke three, I manage to keep the wheel down... okay, this isn't SO bad... just shove it out. Stroke four, the road pitches again, and the front wheel comes dangerously high off the road... DANG! So, in an effort to keep the front wheel on the ground and put more power down, I stand. BIG mistake. Normally this works, but the road is in really bad shape -- broken asphalt pieces, pea gravel and sand are everywhere - probably left over from winter - how ANYone would expect to climb this in winter in a car is beyond my comprehension - but my tire is right on the sandy stuff, right as I stand, and my fifth pedal stroke causes the rear wheel to break free and I slide BACKWARDS down the hill... the tire grabs, and I stop - falling onto the top tube, unclipping fast to avoid a fall, and putting both feet down. HOLY..... this is stupid!!!! "Ok, hill... you got me. WOW." I carefully dismount, and begin to walk up the grade - which is almost as much of a joke. I have mountain bike shoes: benefits for rando, good stiff soles like any good cycling shoe should have, but a recessed cleat and walkable sole. So, it's more like a light hiker shoe with an SPD cleat on it. Not an unreasonable choice for walking on pavement, yeah? I'm almost not able to walk up the hill. My feet slide underneath me like I'm walking on marbles, and I'm AVOIDING the sandy parts!!! Forget winter... if this road was WET, I don't think many cars would make it. NO REALLY. I can't make this up... I actually am one of the sickos that LIKES a steep climb to break up the monotony of a long ride, but this hill was one for the books. Now, is this a reason NOT to try this route? Not at all. At the time, yeah, I never wanted to do this route again... but now, with some distance, I want to try it again. Zig-zag it or something... I may have to install a triple crankset, I don't know... but I really want another crack at this monster.
You win this round.... but I'll be back.
Talk about a mental thorn, though: the last six or seven miles of this ride were really hard. The flats (oh yeah, I got ANOTHER flat about two miles after this monster hill), the traffic, the delays, and the dropping temps with cloud cover rolling in... I was DONE. The last four miles, especially, were hard. I came to the top of a hill and I could SEE I-70, which is roughly where my car was parked, but it was like I was never going to get there. A 1-1/4 mile long grunter of a climb awaited, and then another two miles of shoulder-less traffic mayhem, as everyone in and around Grain Valley was getting off work. Yeah, I finished the ride... but DUDE, what a way to finish. I was smoked.
But, I finished. I finished the hardest 200K I've ever ridden.
I've been told there are harder 200K routes. But, THIS route, this time of year -- and solo.
Lucky-13. Earned.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Le Update...
success...THE hardest 200k I've ever ridden. The first hill I've ever had to walk up. Three flats. Traffic. Wind. More later....stay tuned.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The Ice Breaker Perm, and me: a little lighter...
Monday, February 16, 2009
"Five County" is coming
Show 'em who's boss.
Well, it's still NOT BAD, lemme tell ya - for a February. But, it seems the heady days of upper-60's in February is over for a while. Friday, I left work wondering how the ride home would pan out. It was still warmish, mid-40's - not bad. But the forecasters were really confused. We floated from rain, to no-rain, to wintry mix, to dry, to rain again all within the course of the workday. I've learned not to pay much attention.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
The ICE-BREAKER Permanent - Monday, Feb 23rd.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Cycles of Doom
The fun has continued all weekend, and up until today, pretty much.
From Mo-Bike-Fed...
Friday, February 6, 2009
The "Miley Cyrus stole my spicy-curry" ride.
After a RIDICULOUS corporate debacle that unfolded today, on my DAY OFF - that I happened to get pulled into with a surprise phone-call; washed in gentle waters with the promise of adventure and prosperity, only to be later drained and sucked thru a sharp-toothed band saw, spit out and reassembled in some form of my former self....all within four hours! Kinda like dangling the proverbial carrot.... man.... I'm so hacked off I lost my analogy. (No, I didn't get fired - for those close to the home camp. No need to panic -- it is refreshing that even in these dark financial times, however, that managerial stupidity is still alive and well.) Anyways -- what better way to deal with corporate stress than a nice bike ride on one of the warmest February days in recent memory?
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
The 2009 Brevet Calendar
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Rust in pieces
Well it's a good thing the groundhog saw his shadow yesterday, because the Krudwell is dead. Seat tube crack. Yeah, I know (weld it.) Nah... not worth the effort. We're talking about a $5.00 frame here. But, I have a feeling the worst.... nevermind, not saying it out loud.
So, let's take a moment and say a silent farewell to our favorite winter beater.
Okay, that's enough.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
I dare not say it aloud....
February is here... and in the last 48 hours, there has been some really odd weather. I don't know if we officially hit 70ºF here in town on Saturday, but we must have gotten close. Even today wasn't that bad. The end of this coming week shows more temperatures in the 50's and lower 60's. Could it be? Could... it.... BAH. Shut face, before you jinx it! Let's just say that even though February is only a few hours old, I've been enjoying it so far. This is usually the month where I dig a hole and crawl into it. Things like last-minute ice storms come to mind, weeks of roads locked with ice and leftover snow. Bitter temperatures. Commutes wrought with misery and woeful moans. FEBRUARY in KANSAS. Welcome to suck-ville.
So far.... so good? The next 27 days will be interesting, that's for sure. I have a sneaky suspicion that we're in for an especially hot summer, though. I like that.
I've recently made some plans, some goals -- and while I'm not fully prepared to spell them out here in print, I'm pretty excited about the prospect of a hot summer. A hot, stupid humid summer under an unforgiving sun, telling stories that start off like...
"so, there we were, it was lap 11, the sun was finally going down, and it was still 133º... my legs looked like something that fell outta the back of a Pemmican truck. The beer was hot, and the grass was dead. I looked for shade, but the trees had all caught on fire. I pulled another hunk of molten tar off my shoe to finish patching my 8th flat tire, and then I'd be off again - into the unknown..."
Yeah, it's gonna be a good year.
Even though I'm acclimated to the cold, I am a little tired of it with these last couple days of getting taunted by springtime - but, my mental pieces are in the right place this year. I'm not "done with cold" like I was before, hating it and not riding at all. Yeah, it'll be 24º tomorrow morning when I mount up for the jaunt to work.... but there is a fire in my heart again, stoked by a new objective that lies only six short months away. Stay tuned for that.... (nice tease, I know. You like it.)
But, there can be no doubt.... Spring is six weeks away, and I can already feel the hot pavement rushing under my feet, hear that first clap of thunder in the spring air, smell the aroma of the morning air after a night's rainfall, hear the song of frogs in the roadside ditches. Football season is over, tonight.... (finally) ...and it's time for that "other" season to start, hearkened by the sound of hundreds of cleats snapping into pedals as people get ready for another season in the saddle.
It'll be a special year, no doubt... the year of Lance's return. A year of hope with a new president at the helm. A year of promise, as financial futures are rebuilt. Things to ROOT FOR. Times are still hard, yes... but it's all SO much easier to take when you have a bike ride to look forward to, and a goal to focus on.
Whatever it is you're looking forward to; the MS-150... the Cliff Drive Classic... Tour De Lakes... Copper Triangle... RAAM... the Kansas City Triathlon... Hospital Hill... Furnace Creek... Rapture in Misery... the Cidermill Century... RAGBRAI... whatever it is, here's to ya and good luck.
Let's get this thing started.

